Caffeine

2007 · 92 MIN · IMDB 5.4 · 2,866 VOTES · DIR. John Cosgrove

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Overview

A fanciful battle of the sexes ensues when the relationships of the staff and patrons of a quirky London café are unexpectedly turned upside down by sudden revelations of terribly embarrassing secrets having to do with their sexual misadventures. The food is not that good, but you can be yourselves and show yourselves for what you are: maniacs, perverts, gays, cheaters, violent old women, cross-dressers, whining singers, broken hearts... Come in, there is room!

Dialogue Timeline — 1,523 lines

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00:00:15 # Live like you're gonna die Tomorrow #
00:03:48 and then she told him she'd never want to see him again.
00:07:13 No shit.
00:10:41 Can you go for a couple of minutes without flirting with any strangers?
00:13:48 [clears throat]
00:17:15 Look, just tell me, how many men did you fuck in these things?
00:20:40 She told me I was going to suffer.
00:24:19 At least I know I was gonna get shagged up the ass.
00:27:32 Well, you did say you were definitely gonna get fucked up the ass tonight.
00:31:06 What the hell did you tell her for?
00:34:24 That's why I thought of it! They'd never suspect you.
00:38:15 Dylan, it was only your first attempt.
00:41:08 You know exactly what I'm talking about.
00:44:46 But you don't seem to be appreciating how fucked I'll be if this thing comes out.
00:48:05 No, I'm not gay.
00:51:45 [whispering] That's okay.
00:55:59 Anna Kara--
00:59:13 You can either walk out, or I can drag you out by your hair.
01:02:44 and they come crawling back, begging me on their hands and knees
01:06:47 Is that cool?
01:10:19 # A six by two-foot box To rot inside #
01:13:52 If you're all so fond of her, why do you want me to give her a job and take her away?
01:17:23 Right. That's enough. Let's go.
01:22:01 Nothing, nothing was worth risking what I have with you

Cast & Characters

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed1,523
Dialogue density16.6 lines / min
First line00:00:15
Final line01:22:01

Production Record

DirectorJohn Cosgrove
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes2,866