Caddyshack

00:01:23 All right, kids! Rise and shine! Let's go, everybody!

00:05:08 Forget it. I didn't think you'd understand.

00:08:26 I think they're tunneling in from that construction site over yonder.

00:11:26 So we finish 18 and he's going to stiff me.

00:15:00 I'm going to put it right on the line.

00:17:36 Colored boy?

00:21:21 All right, place your bets! Here we are!

00:24:31 Is this a family business, or what?

00:27:42 I could put some "stick-um" on there for you. It's my fault.

00:31:24 Hey, waiter, here. This is for you, all right? Oh! Captain Hook!

00:35:15 Let's pretend... we're real human beings.

00:39:25 In one physical model of the universe, the shortest distance...

00:47:32 And put your clothes back on, my dear!

00:51:40 You're very... small-breasted.

00:54:45 See you on deck, Senator!

01:00:29 Will you come and loofah my stretch marks?

01:05:23 It's my problem. I can handle it.

01:08:38 I know how hard it is for young people today and I want to help.

01:11:42 Yes, I am.

01:15:44 Was that your ball I heard rambling through here?

01:18:09 Can I have a drop? Just a drop... myself?

01:20:53 ...or anything that might get me fired.

01:26:24 Actually, Judge, I think it's up to us to pick a substitute.

20:00:00 You can have Dr. Frankenputz.