Buying the Cow

00:00:24 There's an old saying:

00:03:40 So you are leaving me alone to deal with this for two months.

00:06:47 Being the best he can be, that's the American way.

00:09:55 ...and that's when I saw her.

00:13:15 I just thought I'd call and see how you were.

00:16:11 - Thank you. - Excuse me.

00:18:55 Look at it mathematically.

00:23:00 I don't know. It was just this feeling that hit me.

00:26:14 So let me get this straight.

00:28:52 To catch a marlin, you must use entirely different skills.

00:32:04 - How you doing? - Pleasure to meet you.

00:36:01 I'm a walking contradiction...

00:39:28 I'll take care of that. You just save your strength.

00:45:05 Damn. Look at that little sodomite go.

00:48:42 Go ahead, call Sarah. Rat my miserable ass out.

00:52:35 ...United Homosexual Headquarters presents...

00:55:14 But I like it, I think.

00:58:53 ...one of which is still in your hands.

01:02:26 I'm psyched you're here.

01:05:50 All the paths taken, not taken.

01:08:37 ...did you ever find out who this guy was?

01:12:04 I don't think I'll ever understand men.

01:15:11 I have to go.

01:19:08 - Are you sure? - Positive. Just go, all right?