Buying the Cow

00:00:24 There's an old saying:

00:03:43 You need to be alone to deal with this.

00:06:55 - Foul? - It's foul.

00:10:19 Something about her sucked me away from the plane...

00:13:30 ...say to you like, "I miss you. I wish you were here."

00:16:30 - Oh, God. - Oh, God.

00:19:19 No. I'm out of here. Take care, man.

00:24:01 I think I just met Naomi Campbell's hair person.

00:26:47 ...but if you need to see other women to figure this out...

00:29:27 The point is, if you're hankering for some milk...

00:32:50 I didn't have the time to get into a big emotional thing with you.

00:37:36 - Mike. - David, it's happened to me.

00:40:54 ...and she should be back soon.

00:46:56 Sorry, I'm meeting someone.

00:49:48 ...but I'd appreciate it if you told me who she was...

00:53:35 ...for your ability to make that transition with style and flair.

00:56:42 This is the black book?

01:00:19 I get to comb the thrift stores for a new, used suit or what?

01:03:40 You're "Dances Around Major Life Decisions."

01:07:23 - Eleven. - Eleven years old.

01:10:14 And while that should be comforting, it was actually pretty terrifying.

01:14:20 There you are.

01:17:34 Thank you.

03:00:00 I can't hold a gun to your head.