Bud Abbott and Lou Costello Meet the Invisible Man

00:01:46 All hail beloved alma mater

00:05:21 Put down... turned-up collar and soft hat.

00:09:14 some means of bringing a man back...

00:13:50 Here's Bud. Hi-ya, Bud.

00:16:44 Here, lie down.

00:20:00 I didn't mean to frighten you. I have a message from Tommy.

00:23:30 If I'd known it was you, I wouldn't have come.

00:26:36 He ain't kidding.

00:30:21 Tommy...

00:33:40 Are you his manager? Sure.

00:36:23 I raise again.

00:39:43 What can we do for you? Nothing, nothing at all.

00:43:14 I'm a woman. That's even better than the first one.

00:47:15 it shows your iron will, your rugged individuality...

00:50:18 To be or not to be. Alas, poor Yorick.

00:52:46 This time we'll do things my way.

00:55:44 That's funny. I thought it was me. Shut up.

00:58:09 As long as I'm in there with you, you're a cinch to win.

01:01:23 "You can smell them or wear them.

01:04:18 In this corner, that new sensation...

01:07:25 Oh! Ooo!

01:11:09 Tell Milt to get into a cop's uniform.

01:14:40 Morgan's a crook and so is his whole gang!

01:17:50 Lou, where's Tommy?