Bud Abbott and Lou Costello Meet the Invisible Man

00:01:46 All hail beloved alma mater

00:05:24 Quiet, the man wants a telephone.

00:09:25 So what difference does it make?

00:14:08 Evidently Nelson changed clothes.

00:17:03 You know where the subconscious comes from? The subway?

00:20:29 Thanks for the $500.

00:24:04 You gonna see that nice man? Yes, I'm gonna have my head examined.

00:27:53 Now, in preparation...

00:32:01 He's ready to blow up. Start workin' on him.

00:34:29 I'll call.

00:37:46 I've been so worried. Last night there was fog.

00:41:33 I know what I want. Spaghetti. And a steak.

00:45:41 Bud. What's the matter?

00:48:40 I'll phone, but remember...

00:51:41 Bud, I done everything you told me to do. Well, that's swell.

00:54:23 Oh, Tommy. I'm only telling you for your own good.

00:57:19 Boy, you were sure crazy... Uh, uh.

01:00:12 Relax! He said he'd be here.

01:03:21 Doc had me tied in his lab. I broke the straps.

01:06:37 Go to your corner.

01:10:05 Four... five.

01:14:04 You better or you're gonna have two more patients.

01:17:16 We've cleaned up my case pretty well.

05:11:16 blue eyes, brown hair.