Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star

00:01:12 Morning, Gordon.

00:04:53 Here he comes. We gotta cheer him up.

00:07:44 Keep your other hand free...

00:10:45 This is why I was fired.

00:15:45 Why are you being so difficult?

00:19:27 Your bushes are super nice.

00:23:02 Free snake? No, thanks.

00:25:58 When I started out, I used to direct some porno.

00:29:42 And they were standing there in awe of my shadow.

00:32:49 I'll save you, little man.

00:36:16 Yeah, no problem.

00:40:07 It was like I dreamed. The lights were on and the director had a cool camera.

00:43:09 No, I meant more in the crotch area.

00:46:55 What--? What's he turning into, a werewolf?

00:50:09 And you need an ice cream.

00:53:46 Miles, where'd you find a buck-tooth dyke with a clit that big?

00:56:57 Wow, how do you know this?

01:01:40 But then when I saw your dick...

01:05:03 And your nominees are Steven Storm.

01:09:13 He's already tied your record, right?

01:15:13 ...and last night was really fun and everything...

01:18:45 You got a big movie to shoot. That's why you're out there.

01:23:00 ...if she cared about you...

01:27:45 - Gary, no! - You're just like John Mayer!