Bruce Almighty

00:00:44 Ally, can we get a recap? You remember the Kowolskis.

00:04:10 I have to act like a total goof in order to make it work.

00:07:22 Blood's supposed to stay inside the body. That's where it's meant to be.

00:11:05 I'm going live? During sweeps? Mm-hmm. But watch your step.

00:14:07 I have to say, I am so proud to be a part of our local community of Buffalo

00:17:41 Okay, okay, okay! I didn't mean it! I was just kiddin'!

00:22:01 You're the one who should be fired!

00:27:20 Must be a killer Christmas party. Don't get drunk, though.

00:30:59 When you leave this building, you will be endowed with all my powers.

00:36:55 ""Gettin, gettin' gettin'kind ofheavy"

00:41:29 "Girl, I just can't live without you"

00:46:08 Channel 7, right? You're the guy that went crazy? I had a bad moment.

00:49:38 To a meteor crashing to earth...

00:54:08 I was gonna, uh... I was gonna wait until after the meal

00:57:06 I think I could help the world. Mm-hmm. The world?

01:01:08 "I'll give it all to you, babe"

01:04:06 Oh! Grace, don't do this! I'm not doing this.

01:07:57 I surrender! I surrender! I surrender.

01:11:30 Ever since that damn meteorite hit.

01:15:37 A teenager who says no to drugs and yes to an education

01:19:22 "You're a god and I am not"

01:24:05 Lord, feed the hungry.

01:27:57 Shejust gave blood, and she still has enough left to fill up her face.

400:00:00 people, so she only won, like, $17.