Bravest Warriors — S01E09 — Cereal Master

00:00:02 Start a new life Someplace Else! Mars is already overcrowded.

00:00:11 before dawn to pick up some fancy gourmet breakfast? Beth gets up at sunrise and I'm

00:00:20 she jinxed me. Mexican sweet bread! JINX! Ha ha ha!

00:00:34 Coming right up cutie! What makes you think she's even gonna remember

00:00:41 We're gonna make it special! A few Pink Hover Drops-- Hover Drops.

00:00:47 a dash of Rainbow Spit-- Rainbow Spit. Hahaha, It's gonna be perfect! See this

00:01:00 Our bond goes way beyond all that stereotypical male/female jive. It's a spiritual thing!

00:01:12 you in honor of a love that has no need for physical expression.

00:01:31 cinnamon girl air, all makin like sixty babies. And don't forget the Seahorse Dreams! It

00:01:42 I don't make Dolphin Smax that way anymore. But Seahorse Dreams are Beth's favorite!

00:01:52 not good enough! I'm worthless! Daddy was riiight! No Cereal Master! Your daddy

00:02:07 You've got it all wrong! I love your cooking! You do? Yes! Thanks, okay. I think I can bring myself to go on.

00:02:23 Screw you daddy! I'm the best Cereal Master! It's not the same without seahorse dreams, man!

00:03:12 You totally Emotion Lorded those Seahorse Dreams! What? No, I was just thinking about Beth, and... It's ruined! I'm a failure!

00:03:28 Aah! No! Bark! Run! You can't have that it's garbage it's worthless!

00:03:37 This is why you need me, man!

00:03:46 It's gotta be just the way Beth likes it! Wallow! Wallow Come in! Mmm -- uhhh wha?

00:03:57 Aw you know I sleep ten solid, ugggh... My work is garbage!!

00:04:19 Wallow, you sent me to the wrong planet!

00:04:26 feelings! I seek constant validation to make up for the love my daddy withholds!

00:04:42 You know what I think I'm gonna head home and confront daddy about these issues!

00:05:08 Chris? What--? Good morning. Double...

00:05:21 Chris... I... I... just want to tell you-- Jinx!! Ha! Haahah! Hee

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