Bravest Warriors — S01E08 — Dan Before Time

00:00:15 Oh! Oh! Ladies love this, ladies love this! All day long!

00:00:24 What?

00:00:37 I'm proud of you, buddy! Now you can go back and save the Dakalax People from that boiling soup storm.

00:00:44 my expensive cheese! That turned them into Lizard-Boys.

00:00:58 Ha-ha! Gross!

00:01:06 In New Miami, yeah.

00:01:17 The days when I got to hang with you guys were the shiz.

00:01:24 Lemme slip into my Ploobien Memory Specs.

00:01:43 For some reason I just didn't get it. All I ever wore were hooded, skin tight unitards.

00:01:57 All I ever wanted to be was a hacker.

00:02:04 ARE YOU HACKING?

00:02:12 Right, and Hans Christian Teet-Phanters stole his dad's garage door opener and hacked it so that every time Hans pressed the button, you'd puke.

00:02:34 I puked on the night of my big flute solo for the President.

00:02:51 AHH!

00:02:56 Every day.

00:03:03 On that goat's Grandma.

00:03:14 Yeah! Yeah! Hahaha!

00:03:28 When I'm through, no child will ever fear bullying again. Peep this simulation I made: Hahaha! Yeah! Hahaha!

00:03:50 Heh heh. You're gonna PUNT children.

00:03:57 Yeah, yeah! Right on! ... No! Not at all!

00:04:07 If anything goes wrong, I can always come back in time, right to this moment and DESTROY the time machine before I ever even use it. Problem-o solved!

00:04:29 Sorry dude, it doesn't work out.

00:04:46 Mmm... yeah.

00:05:07 C'mon, be my little pepper master and LIKE Bravest Warriors!