Born Again Virgin Christmas Special

00:00:02 Santa? Is that you? [Bleep]

00:00:33 ♪ my testicles fear the cold ♪ my penis looks like an acorn with an afro ♪

00:01:12 fault for marrying such a -- I fell. [ Door opens ]

00:01:41 But aren't we all colorblind? Exactly. Case closed.

00:02:14 W-wait! Ain't we all the same on Christmas day?

00:02:43 make Christmas toys are processed below ground by a race of lizard men called "gar-lons."

00:03:15 Crevasses. They are everywhere. Aah!

00:03:46 Rarrrrrrghhhh! Okay, it's time to talk about Santa Claus.

00:04:20 Don't get cocky, because there are also future ghosts. And [bleep] me, I hope you won't

00:04:52 [ Crying ] I didn't know the way! I'm just a horse!

00:05:27 Aw. Aw! This isn't two-ply. This isn't even a ply.

00:05:59 I see.

00:06:24 Hello, boys and girls! It's your old pal, Frosty the --

00:07:12 Okay. [ Clears throat ] Hannaka.

00:07:38 Spell "hannaka." Hannaka. H-A-N-N-A-K-A.

00:08:11 It's snowing! It's snowing! Looks like it's going to be a

00:08:43 Well, didn't think you'd be spending Christmas

00:09:09 [ All laughing ] I guess we're all human beings, after all.

00:09:36 Come on, men! We're busting through this line! [ Gun clicks ]

00:10:06 That really sounds like it would have been inspiring. Anyway, who had the socks?

00:10:34 all over the world.

00:10:57 I'm just saying it's not "incredible."