Boo

00:00:38 With times as tough as they are, we present a formula for cheap amusement:

00:00:52 but this is the bookworm that turned - inside out.

00:01:07 you know that something will come up any minute.

00:01:37 So he decides to ask the guy his name and how he feels.

00:01:53 It looks as though he's having his ups and downs.

00:02:07 The poor fellow is afraid to go to bed, so he sleeps in a hammock.

00:02:28 So he hits Dracula in the coffin.

00:02:51 No, sir, he was right. A guy with a face like Dracula must be a spook

00:03:12 He gets an attack of the pivot disease.

00:03:29 He's got it again. This is what's known as being several sheets in the wind.

00:03:49 He throws his silhouette on the wall, and the wall is so scared, it looks plastered.

00:04:12 and had herself arrested.

00:04:27 He's asleep, but maybe if we talk in his own language we can wake him.

00:04:52 The monster starts out to look for trouble.

00:05:12 Which proves that a monster can dish it out, but he can't take it.

00:05:35 But Dracula's nearby and the gentleman's finish starts to begin to commence.

00:06:06 When night came, Helen had decided to call it a day.

00:06:21 But suddenly Dracula throws caution to the winds and his fingers to the windpipe.

00:06:56 It's becoming tough. Every time Helen talks to a man, Dracula gets him.

00:07:16 You can always recognise him by the fourth toe on his left foot.

00:07:34 In the background is the monster, ready to try out Dracula's technique.

00:08:00 They start to play follow-the-leader, then it becomes ring-around-the-rosey.

00:08:17 He has to sit down all day, because when he stands up his feet touch the floor.

00:08:42 He'd better look out, or the monster will get him.