Bollywood/Hollywood
2002 · 101 MIN · IMDB 5.9 · 2,595 VOTES · DIR. Deepa Mehta
Overview
Rahul Seth is a dashing young millionaire who believes he is "western" enough to rebel against his mother and grandmother. They are not too keen about his Caucasian girlfriend Kimberly who, to make matters worse, is a pop star. Before you can say "karmic intervention," Kimberly dies in a freak accident and Rahul is devastated. Instead of allowing him to mourn in peace, Rahul's mother sees the opportunity she's been waiting for. She threatens to call off his sister's wedding unless he finds himself a "nice Indian girl." Rahul enlists the services of Sue, a fiercely independent escort whom he believes to be Hispanic, and therefore not "married" to the conventions taught to young Indian women. With a wink in her eye, Sue accepts the deal to pose as his Indian bride-to-be. She needs the money and having never been a fan of the typical Indian male, she feels her heart is safe. The charade begins....
Dialogue Timeline — 998 lines
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00:00:21 Remember, Rahul. Sacrifice is the brightest torch of Indian family values.
00:05:26 loves a white woman!
00:08:30 Ms. Wertham, a new age practitioner was trying to levitate
00:12:47 And our magnificent Indian values.
00:15:23 This is blackmail!
00:18:45 I'm a self-designated techno geek.
00:21:38 How do you even think of stuff like that?
00:26:13 Spanish, you know.
00:29:13 Yes we are.
00:33:03 No way!
00:37:53 Take, beta, take.
00:44:20 This is no hotel, ma'am?
00:48:27 I love my Indiaaaa.
00:52:33 What's going on?
00:54:33 I think so.
00:57:39 Yes, I mean no.
01:02:59 look I know this is none of my business
01:05:35 Killerji is opening a BMW dealership for me.
01:09:20 I'm not missing out on tonight.
01:16:06 You're Sue Singh right? Remember me?
01:20:59 "Here's the smell of the blood still:
01:25:09 Rahul... Rahul...
01:29:51 Be my guest. This is my car hood and that is her balcony.
01:37:38 Night, moonlight, me and you. Hello mister, how do you do?