Bob's Burgers — S01E01 — Human Flesh

00:00:20 Listen, pep talk.

00:01:10 Tell her. Tell your mom. My crotch is itchy.

00:02:03 I know you think it's the gene show out there,

00:03:07 Oh, crap. Is it today? Yes, bob!

00:04:00 The burger joint's natural enemy.

00:04:50 I-- you are!

00:05:33 ugh!

00:06:23 The child molester? I thought this was a family restaurant.

00:07:02 She's autistic, she can't help it.

00:07:51 We'll test your meat.

00:08:42 We were--we were briefly engaged.

00:09:35 About an anniversary present? Kids: No.

00:10:25 Mom, you can get hugo to take down the sign.

00:11:21 Quick!

00:12:06 I happen to produce a lot of saliva, linda!

00:13:24 It's a dead body!

00:14:27 Come here.

00:15:25 I had keys made by you. So?

00:16:18 That's the ultimate crime, right?

00:17:17 Nuhh! Ugh.

00:18:12 Yes, gene, go ahead.

00:19:01 You would? No question.

00:19:56 Shh! Shh. Yes, yes. Thank you. Thanks.

00:20:55 I'm getting scarred for life up here!