Board Heads

1998 · 90 MIN · IMDB 3.2 · 441 VOTES · DIR. John Quinn

Board Heads poster

Overview

Link is torn between the two loves of his life: surfing, and his girlfriend Sunny. He's also got to deal with an angry landlady who's threatening to evict him if he doesn't start paying his rent. When three rich but clueless newcomers move into town and immediately start striking out with the dozens of bikini-clad beauties on the local beach, Link sees a possible solution to his cash problems: offer the trio lessons in how to become pick-up artists.

Dialogue Timeline — 1,685 lines

A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE

00:01:39 [moaning]
00:06:07 LET'S SEE IF YOURS IS WATERPROOF.
00:09:35 OPERATIVE?
00:12:33 SHH!
00:16:36 AHEM.
00:19:43 YOU KNOW, IF I WAS TAKING A LONG DRIVE, I COULD USE THOSE AS ARM RESTS.
00:24:01 NO VIOLATIONS? THERE ARE 200 PEOPLE IN HERE.
00:28:02 [chuckles]
00:32:23 DIDN'T YOU GUYS MEET ANYONE AT THE PARTY?
00:36:10 UH, WELL, UM...
00:39:50 BUTTER.
00:43:07 (Link) YUM. MMM.
00:46:16 WE DID?
00:49:21 I MEAN YOU'RE VERY GOOD AND ALL, BUT--
00:52:20 EXCUSE ME. I SAW HIM FIRST, YOU SKANK.
00:55:39 TWO OF THE AFTERNOON EVENTS BECAME MARKED BY CONTROVERSY.
00:59:31 OH.
01:03:39 LINK, I HAVE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER FOR YOU.
01:07:45 YEAH!
01:12:00 ♪ JUMP! ♪
01:15:38 OK, FOLKS, THIS IS JUST GONNA TAKE A QUICK SECOND.
01:20:35 DON'T PUSH ME.
01:25:28 CONSIDER YOURSELF LUCKY.
50:00:00 MISS BIKINI OLYMPIA. WOULD THAT-- WOULD THAT BE ENOUGH?

Cast & Characters

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed1,685
Dialogue density18.7 lines / min
First line00:01:39
Final line50:00:00

Production Record

DirectorJohn Quinn
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes441