Board Heads
1998 · 90 MIN · IMDB 3.2 · 441 VOTES · DIR. John Quinn
Overview
Link is torn between the two loves of his life: surfing, and his girlfriend Sunny. He's also got to deal with an angry landlady who's threatening to evict him if he doesn't start paying his rent. When three rich but clueless newcomers move into town and immediately start striking out with the dozens of bikini-clad beauties on the local beach, Link sees a possible solution to his cash problems: offer the trio lessons in how to become pick-up artists.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,685 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:01:39 [moaning]
00:06:03 I'M THE BOARD HEAD, POSEUR.
00:09:26 WELL, IT COULD'VE BEEN YOU.
00:12:16 WHERE'S YOUR HEAD?
00:16:05 ♪ AND I HAVEN'T SEEN A BETTER ONE ♪
00:19:16 I CAN'T SWIM.
00:23:25 STEPHANIE, JULIE, THIS IS OFFICER WENDEL, AND OFFICER CALLAHAN.
00:27:10 TANGERINE FLAVORED.
00:31:27 (both) TASTIES?
00:35:13 NO PROBLEM.
00:38:34 HOOK YOU UP WITH A NEW LOOK
00:41:43 UH, I MEAN, NO, UH, UH, WICKED. WICKED.
00:45:05 IT'S GONNA LEAVE A MARK.
00:48:16 WHERE YOU COMPETE IN A BEAUTY PAGEANT FOR MISS BIKINI OLYMPIA.
00:51:14 WHICH ONE OF YOU MACK DADDIES WILL RUB A LITTLE JUICE ON MY BACK?
00:54:05 FINE. I'LL WITHDRAW FROM THIS EVENT.
00:57:33 UM, KID, I GOT AN IDEA. TAKE OVER, TAKE OVER. GO ON.
01:01:47 NOW, IF SUNNY DON'T MAKE IT
01:05:31 HERE WE ARE.
01:09:39 ARE YOU SERIOUS? I DON'T HAVE ANY I.D.--
01:13:36 YOU'RE KIDDING. NO.
01:17:03 AHH!
01:22:00 YOU'RE JUST OUR AGENT.
01:26:22 WHO SAYS IT HAS TO, LITTLE DARLING?
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,685
Dialogue density18.7 lines / min
First line00:01:39
Final line01:26:22
Production Record
DirectorJohn Quinn
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes441