Blue State

00:00:19 (THIS LAND IS YOUR LAND PLAYING)

00:03:47 "There's no way Kerry was gonna win." 'Cause half this country's so stupid

00:06:46 Maybe we can grab a drink this week.

00:10:15 Well, I haven't even decided if... I haven't even decided if I'm going.

00:14:40 Well, my moving to Canada is a protest

00:18:13 Okay.

00:21:39 but if they only have rooms with one bed, then we spring for two rooms?

00:24:36 CHLOE: Thanks.

00:28:05 Just me and a friend.

00:31:15 If I brought home a vegetarian, Luna Bar-eating tight-ass like you

00:34:50 Cut off his mic!

00:38:13 Get out.

00:43:21 You were in Iraq.

00:46:49 You believed a recruiter? Everyone knows recruiters lie.

00:51:01 CHLOE: So is this place we're going to some kind of office?

00:54:24 Well, see, in a field of poppies

00:57:12 So did you meet anyone you like?

01:00:22 I don't bite, John.

01:03:43 and, like, really make a difference.

01:06:46 I said, "Finally, you can tell me how 300 million fat, stupid people

01:10:29 I been planning this for a while. I just needed a partner.

01:14:08 So what brings you to this sparsely-populated neck of the woods?

01:17:30 - Thanks. - Thanks.

01:22:36 We have to go.