Blue State

00:00:19 (THIS LAND IS YOUR LAND PLAYING)

00:03:54 with Dick Cheney's hand up his ass. And the other half

00:07:00 What is that?

00:10:33 I thought it was a joke.

00:15:07 No, but I'll be documenting it on the blog. Pen's mightier than the sword.

00:18:45 Thanks. Thanks for doing this.

00:22:15 Oh, great.

00:25:31 So, 7:00 tomorrow?

00:29:02 (GHOSTS PLAYING ON CAR STEREO)

00:32:50 What have we here?

00:35:59 Of course, Bush wouldn't know that

00:40:53 Two rooms.

00:45:04 No.

00:48:26 'Cause it's like, "Oh, my God, politics does matter."

00:53:15 if you're gonna get hitched. Because to get citizenship

00:55:59 JOHN: Hi.

00:58:59 Six people have read your blog, John! More people have read my diary!

01:02:43 I'm from a poor-ass neighborhood in Detroit.

01:06:05 So, what can we do you for today?

01:09:51 You can't go.

01:13:32 I'm sorry.

01:16:53 You know, nowadays, hell, they don't even have the draft.

01:21:23 If I kiss you now, are you gonna punch me?

01:30:20 And watch it all fall right into place