Bloody Bloody Bible Camp
2012 · 90 MIN · IMDB 4.5 · 1,357 VOTES · DIR. Vito Trabucco
Overview
In 1977 a group of young, horny, out of control Christians are spending a fun filled weekend at the mountain lakeside Happy Day Bible Camp. One by one these youthful sinners pay a BLOODY penance for their misdeeds. Flash forward 7 years, when another youth group of Bible toters return, lead by "Father Richard Cummings" (Reggie Bannister), "Sister Mary Chopper," (Tim Sullivan) goes bloody murder after the camp - emphasis on CAMP - with stand out performances by folks like Gigi Bannister, Jessica Sonneborn, Troy Guthrie, Deborah Venegas, Jay Fields, and Jeff Dylan Graham. In the end, Bannister and Troup must face down the a transvestite serial killing nun in a fight to the death, and call upon the higher graces of the infamous Ron Jeremy as "Jesus" guide them through! A hilarious campy equal opportunity offensive film that will have you DIE laughing!
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00:00:07 [ CRICKETS CHIRPING ]
00:03:06 THOSE YOUNG MEN'S SOULS. SMELL THAT JIZZ.
00:05:50 CHAZZ! [ LAUGHTER ]
00:10:17 UH, CARRIE FISHER. CARRIE FISHER.
00:15:13 'CAUSE I LET MY SAVIOR IN # # YES
00:19:12 ON YOUR KNEES AND STARTING ASKING FOR FORGIVENESS.
00:23:54 ALL THE CABINS, FATHER? UH, THEY'RE JUST UP THE ROAD.
00:27:10 AHH! WHAT'S ALL THIS WHITE STUFF?
00:30:06 OOH. HERE YOU GO, VANCE.
00:33:36 HALLOWED BE THY NAME. THY KINGDOM COME, THY WILL BE
00:38:41 THOUGHTS, AND -- AND -- AND IN MY ACTIONS, AND IN WHAT I FAILED
00:41:35 WELL, THEN I SUPPOSE HE'S IN HEAVEN, ISN'T HE?
00:44:53 IT'S NOT APPROPRIATE? THIS IS VERY APPROPRIATE.
00:48:23 I LOVE YOU, JESUS. I LOVE YOU.
00:52:07 IT'S NOT HARD TO SEE THAT YOU HAVE QUESTIONS ABOUT YOUR FAITH
00:54:59 THERE IS DEFINITELY SOME JESUS GOING ON THIS WEEKEND.
00:58:11 I WANT TO BE A PRIEST WHEN I GROW UP.
01:01:37 [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ] AAH! AAH!
01:07:07 [ SIGHS ] FATHER CUMMINGS, I FORGOT TO
01:12:24 TO HIM. [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
01:15:52 AAAAAH! AAH!
01:20:25 YOU SHOULD GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES AND START ASKING FOR
01:25:12 [ DRUM PLAYS UP-TEMPO ROCK 'N' ROLL ]
01:30:25 GO MARCHING IN # # WHEN THE SAINTS