Bloodsucking Bastards
2015 · 84 MIN · IMDB 5.7 · 7,204 VOTES · DIR. Brian James O'Connell
Overview
A down on his luck cubicle worker and his slacker best friend discover their new boss is a vampire who is turning their coworkers into the un-dead.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,377 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:02:23 Well, this is pretty much the grossest thing I've seen.
00:04:56 You see that garbage over there?
00:08:32 but they win, so...
00:11:24 No, no, no. I mean, man-like man!
00:14:14 It is so adult. Manager, you know?
00:17:14 but I'm confident we can hit it.
00:20:14 with a big-ass dick.
00:24:45 You know? You allow me to be me in the workplace.
00:28:02 I'm just not in the mood.
00:30:37 -Hup, hup, hup, hup. -Hup, hup, hup, hup.
00:33:17 I have kick ball.
00:35:38 Look.
00:39:30 Can you run downstairs and get August?
00:42:48 Well, you have Zabeth.
00:47:54 Situation is suited for 911, huh?
00:51:11 A shoe?
00:54:16 I mean, everybody that we want to report is dead, is here...
00:57:23 Ooh, I make a really good 40-clove chicken.
01:00:15 Trash pick up is on Saturdays
01:04:31 You popped Jerry?
01:07:16 -Bye, gang. -Okay, yeah.
01:10:46 Yeah, feel free. Make yourself at home.
01:14:01 Not the bullshit way most people use it.
01:17:02 I'll leave you alive and stuck in this pathetic pointless job
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,377
Dialogue density16.4 lines / min
First line00:02:23
Final line01:17:02
Production Record
DirectorBrian James O'Connell
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes7,204