Bloodsucking Bastards

2015 · 84 MIN · IMDB 5.7 · 7,204 VOTES · DIR. Brian James O'Connell

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Overview

A down on his luck cubicle worker and his slacker best friend discover their new boss is a vampire who is turning their coworkers into the un-dead.

Dialogue Timeline — 1,377 lines

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00:02:23 Well, this is pretty much the grossest thing I've seen.
00:04:57 Grab it and throw it in the dumpster in the garage.
00:08:44 Except for you. Hope yours is a horrible piece of shit.
00:11:38 I'll give you the business-related later.
00:14:38 and it's just the cutest thing I've ever seen.
00:17:46 He comes highly recommended.
00:20:58 and Elaine left her Souplantation in the fridge.
00:25:24 No. You gotta be fucking kidding me. This is my desk now?
00:28:49 and then when I came back, he was gone.
00:31:19 You need to chill out, Brian.
00:33:51 Oh, you had been talking about that.
00:36:41 interesting observation.
00:40:54 Yeah, I should stop doing that.
00:45:03 Somebody here went to Harvard?
00:49:27 Bounce.
00:52:49 to impress me, it's, It's pretty lame.
00:56:09 Sorry, my bad.
00:58:45 It's smeared all over the walls, man.
01:03:02 All right, vam time. Focus.
01:06:05 Why do you think he hasn't turned you yet, Ted?
01:09:51 so that they can learn?"
01:12:58 Oh, lawyers?
01:16:05 No way, man. A vamp's got to eat.
01:21:40 My office in 10.

Cast & Characters

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed1,377
Dialogue density16.4 lines / min
First line00:02:23
Final line01:21:40

Production Record

DirectorBrian James O'Connell
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes7,204