Blame It on the Bellboy
1992 · 78 MIN · IMDB 5.5 · 2,925 VOTES · DIR. Mark Herman
Overview
Mike Lawton, Maurice Horton, and Melvin Orton are three men who come to Venice. One of them is a hit man sent to take out a mobster. Another is a lech looking for a little action with a woman he never met, whom he was set up with. And one of them was sent by his employer to inspect a property his boss wants to buy. All three men stay at the same hotel. But when the bellboy gets their names mixed up and gives info meant for someone else. So one of them meets a Realtor who will whatever she has to, to close the sale. And another follows a woman looking for romance. And another goes to the home of the mobster who thinks he's sent there to kill him.
Dialogue Timeline — 835 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:02:52 You don't know?
00:06:00 You've screwed people before. You can do it again.
00:08:59 - Signore Orton! Orton! - Horton.
00:11:49 Melvyn who?
00:16:57 Only I didn't expect you to be quite so...
00:20:18 House-buying.
00:22:49 And I can't afford a mistake. He said this was my last chance.
00:25:28 I'm a bank manager.
00:27:36 If anyone insulted me, I would have their knees blown off.
00:30:32 Yuk! This is horrible. Come on.
00:34:11 Now we've sorted out the muddle and you're not Maurice
00:37:50 Big misunderstood.
00:40:22 What do you think I am doing here, darling?
00:42:35 Being in his position, he wanted it kept hush-hush.
00:45:08 That's not the way we do things.
00:47:40 He got the target, you got me. He's done the job for you.
00:51:24 You can go now if you want.
00:55:11 Here it comes.
00:58:10 Yes, maybe but it's always been a nonstarter with my occupation.
01:00:26 You're coming back, then?
01:04:13 - No! - It's okay. It's just for show.
01:07:32 What are you doing? Wait!
01:10:23 "so generous bonus included in payment
01:12:49 The answer's yes, Chuck.