Blame It on the Bellboy
1992 · 78 MIN · IMDB 5.5 · 2,925 VOTES · DIR. Mark Herman
Overview
Mike Lawton, Maurice Horton, and Melvin Orton are three men who come to Venice. One of them is a hit man sent to take out a mobster. Another is a lech looking for a little action with a woman he never met, whom he was set up with. And one of them was sent by his employer to inspect a property his boss wants to buy. All three men stay at the same hotel. But when the bellboy gets their names mixed up and gives info meant for someone else. So one of them meets a Realtor who will whatever she has to, to close the sale. And another follows a woman looking for romance. And another goes to the home of the mobster who thinks he's sent there to kill him.
Dialogue Timeline — 835 lines
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00:02:52 You don't know?
00:06:04 The English will buy anything!
00:09:07 I... envelope you.
00:12:07 - Marshall. - Sir, it's Melvyn here.
00:17:16 So, anyway, this is the garden.
00:20:38 Please, call me Maurice.
00:23:18 Well, yes, but he's very busy. He doesn't like me ringing...
00:26:01 One night, she nipped into the tent to answer nature's call.
00:28:21 I don't know. What about Strangers In The Night?
00:31:12 Over here. Quickly.
00:36:07 Good girl.
00:38:59 Hor...
00:41:19 "Simple, Rosemary," I thought, "It's another woman."
00:43:49 A paid killer.
00:46:08 It's meant to be ordinary.
00:49:09 You use a bomb.
00:53:26 That would be a change of direction.
00:56:37 Are you ready?
00:59:39 - Bring it to the villa. - Villa?
01:02:30 Just I don't like carrying so much cash.
01:06:42 - His job, his money. You stole it. - Stole it? I beg your pardon?
01:09:36 They're not picky, these people.
01:12:14 - How about Mrs. Charlton Black? - Oh!
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