Blackball

00:01:39 Oh, no! We're trying to play football here, mate.

00:05:17 When I tap the dashboard

00:08:38 ..lasted the afternoon!

00:12:21 A fine eye, a steady hand

00:15:50 I wouldn't have had you down as a bowls player.

00:19:45 200 degrees, that's why they call me Mr Fahrenheit

00:24:59 - This ain't funny. - I never said it was.

00:28:34 You'll have to excuse me, 'cause I've got to get interviewed by local television.

00:32:09 ''Porn Shops Of The West Country''. I think we got away with it.

00:35:25 Thank you.

00:39:03 There's loads of fruit, posh pictures all over the wall.

00:42:54 Note the surprise element. Guest speech: ''My Love Of Bowls'' by Ray Speight.

00:46:41 And three hours ago, UK Sportsnet offered 4.1.

00:50:05 Fucking wanker!

00:54:05 He got a call saying some American wanted it a week early.

00:58:14 who'd get his agent to dump his girlfriend for him?

01:02:50 - Whatever Rick said didn't come from me. - I'm going to rent a flat.

01:06:31 It's bowls, the sport that time forgot.

01:10:16 Is the Bad Boy trying to psyche out the Australians with some naughty mind games?

01:14:44 But whatever, no one in Torquay knows where Cliff Starkey is.

01:19:43 Ray's favourite, this one.

01:23:58 Go on.

01:28:33 All gone and run away

04:05:03 And tightening!