Blackadder the Third

00:00:12 I deliver perfection... and don't brag about it!:D

00:01:48 or Huge Suspicious-Looking Sausages in a Scarlet Pimpernel Sauce.

00:03:01 - Really? - Yeah, they're all the rage down our way.

00:04:23 I'm sure if you addressed the envelope to "The Biggest Show-Off in London", it will reach him.

00:05:32 he can't go to France, rescue an aristocrat, and present him at the ball?

00:06:47 - Bye-bye... - See you at the ball.

00:08:05 When did you last change your trousers?

00:09:21 Looking and smelling like this there's not much chance of me scoring, either.

00:10:46 I shall be the belle of the Embassy Ball.

00:12:19 He's pretty down on his luck, and he's made that horse's willy last all morning.

00:13:37 Yes, yes, all right. Now, listen. The plan is this.

00:15:02 No, I won't.

00:16:13 Your little gnome is correct, monsieur.

00:17:27 Well, if he should fail us, here, I have these suicide pills.

00:18:40 - So, what's the plan? - We do nothing.

00:19:57 I'm so excited to think that the Scarlet Pimpernel will be here at any moment.

00:21:18 Ow!

00:22:44 Yes, certainly. But first, perhaps, a toast to your beauty.

00:23:57 What are you staring at?!

00:25:02 - Wait! Here's our chance to escape! - But what about Mr Frou?

00:26:17 and then hung by the larger of my testicles from the walls of the Bastille.

00:27:33 - Shut up, Baldrick. - Yes, Mr Blackadder.

00:28:49 I'm sorry, I've completely forgotten what I was talking about.

00:30:03 Hurray!