Blackadder the Third

00:00:12 I deliver perfection... and don't brag about it!:D

00:01:53 - What exactly is Scarlet Pimpernel sauce? - You take a large ripe frog, squeeze it...

00:03:04 Everyone wants to express their admiration for the great Pimple and his brilliant disguises.

00:04:27 Tish and pish! Gadzooks! Milarky! How dare you say such a thing?

00:05:39 That's turned you white, hasn't it?

00:06:50 What a shame they were so busy. It would have been lovely to have had them with us.

00:08:08 - I have never changed my trousers. - Thank you.

00:09:29 - Well, Blackadder, this is it. - Yes, sir.

00:10:50 Now, how to put them on? Blackadder! Oh, no, damn, he's gone to France.

00:12:28 We have struck garlic!

00:13:41 I have a bet on with someone that I can get a Frenchman out of Paris.

00:15:05 I am an evil revolutionary

00:16:17 Gentlemen! Welcome to the last day of your life!

00:17:33 One for me, one for you

00:18:43 Yep, that's another world-beater.

00:20:02 I wish you'd forget this ridiculous fantasy. Even if he did turn up, the guards would be woken

00:21:22 Morning, scum. Did we sleep well?

00:22:51 Oh, thank you. OK.

00:24:01 And after the temper comes death?

00:25:06 Forget Frou-Frou. I wouldn't pick my nose to save his life.

00:26:23 It was then that I decided I had had enough.

00:27:36 So Blackadder rescued the Scarlet Pimpernel.

00:28:53 A story of dishonour and deceit...