Blackadder's Christmas Carol

00:00:01 Blackadder, Blackadder...

00:02:07 You're the first to spell Christmas without getting a single letter right.

00:03:59 When you're busy ruling India, you don't tell me what you're doing.

00:05:45 - It's a bit of a tiddler, ain't it? - Yes, but size isn't important.

00:07:53 Merry Christmas Eve, Mr Slackbladder...I mean, Blackadder.

00:09:32 Why don't you take the flippin' tree??!

00:11:07 ..thin git.

00:12:48 Ah, a fine city. I love the Gorbals.

00:15:13 So I'll just say cheery-bye. Cheery-bye.

00:17:05 - Oh, just what I've always wanted. - Got anything for me?

00:18:50 You wouldn't see a subtle plan if it painted itself purple

00:20:35 Fancy a castle?

00:22:09 - Is there a name on it? - Yes, actually, it says "Lord..."

00:23:55 I'd ask Horatio, but he's out of it.

00:25:33 Instead, I shall tell you a story...

00:27:27 - No, no. Tell her to take it. - You're very generous, sir.

00:29:18 I summon you here to groupgreet our swift Imperial Navies home.

00:31:07 - What is it, Commander? - I'll show you, shall I?

00:33:06 Oh, damn! I forgot the bloody present.

00:34:55 Oi! Git face! Penny for the season?

00:36:51 I think it's me.

00:38:44 However, if you want something for lunch, take this.

00:40:39 of the Round Britain Shortest, Fattest, Dumpiest Woman Competition.

00:42:45 Blackadder, Blackadder