Blackadder's Christmas Carol

00:00:01 Blackadder, Blackadder...

00:02:07 You're the first to spell Christmas without getting a single letter right.

00:03:59 When you're busy ruling India, you don't tell me what you're doing.

00:05:45 - It's a bit of a tiddler, ain't it? - Yes, but size isn't important.

00:07:57 And to you, young urchin.

00:09:34 Oh, you are sweet!

00:11:09 Those orphans were a bit fat, too.

00:12:57 Bye-bye, birdy.

00:15:19 You wouldn't have anything a bit more...medicinal?

00:17:12 No, it's really nothing. I haven't got you anything.

00:19:00 It's a double bluff.

00:20:41 A devilish saucy wife would be fun.

00:22:18 Ma'am, it's a trick! You've been tricked.

00:24:03 OK. Off you go, Baldrick.

00:25:48 This is more like it. What?

00:27:44 - Are we ready yet, sir? - What?

00:29:34 To you, Blackadder, Thrice-endowed Supreme Donkey of the Trouserpod

00:31:33 Ha, ha. So let's get this straight.

00:33:24 ..the rewards of virtue are largely spiritual, but all the better for it.

00:35:18 I'll only be about 40 minutes.

00:37:15 Oh, Mr Blackadder, what's happened?

00:39:11 Whoever that is, slam the door in their faces

00:40:59 women and children are to be seen and not heard.

50:00:00 and the title of Baron Blackadder.