Blackadder II

00:00:40 - Coming? - No.

00:01:59 scoop out the insides, and give it to your mother as a vase!

00:03:08 I'm the people who do all the work. I mean, look at this.

00:04:21 - What do you want? - I just looked in on my way to the palace

00:05:24 Ahoy there, me shivering matey, heave-ho!

00:06:38 You are every jolly Jack tar's dream, Majesty.

00:08:04 You remember Lord Blackadder?

00:09:23 What's an extraordinary coincidence?

00:10:35 There's only one seafarer with few enough marbles to attempt that journey.

00:11:57 You have a woman's purse!

00:13:11 and swept into the sea before your very eyes.

00:14:21 You see, Baldrick, when I was a baby

00:15:49 and, perhaps, go gooey again, I'd deem my certain death a minor inconvenience.

00:17:11 I love you, Walter, I hope you know that.

00:18:27 I know I'm only a bluff old cove with no legs and a beard you could lose a badger in

00:19:33 Ha-ha-ha-ha!

00:20:36 We've got no hope. No hope of ever returning.

00:21:38 So, you don't know the way to France, either.

00:22:57 Pooey!

00:24:09 Yes, well, I'm not feeling very thirsty at the moment.

00:25:30 Fare thee well. Last one up the old sea dog gets a lick of the cat!

00:26:51 However, we did manage to save something of him as a memento.

00:28:13 What else have you brought?

00:29:52 # Blackadder, Blackadder, Discovered bugger all