Blackadder II

00:00:40 - Coming? - No.

00:01:59 scoop out the insides, and give it to your mother as a vase!

00:03:08 I'm the people who do all the work. I mean, look at this.

00:04:21 - What do you want? - I just looked in on my way to the palace

00:05:24 Ahoy there, me shivering matey, heave-ho!

00:06:38 You are every jolly Jack tar's dream, Majesty.

00:07:47 Then prepare to hear tales of terrible hardship, endurance and woe.

00:09:20 What an extraordinary coincidence.

00:10:32 Oh, yes? And who will be your captain?

00:11:52 Perhaps for the money in my purse.

00:13:06 I'll wager those are legs that have never been sliced clean off by a falling sail

00:14:16 Yes, alright, I admit it, I'm terrified!

00:15:37 You're just my complete hero! Oh, dear, I'm going all gooey now.

00:17:05 Goodbye, Blackadder.

00:18:18 Mine might be!

00:19:24 Sir Walter...

00:20:27 No, no. I mean you haven't got any legs.

00:21:31 Captain, set sail for France!

00:22:44 Oh, God!

00:23:59 (KNOCKING ON DOOR)

00:25:17 No, me young master. Through fair winds and fine seamanship

00:26:37 And that his enemies might have something to go with their potatoes.

00:27:59 Well, that's no good, is it; because when I throw things away

00:29:24 # And though Blackadder thought them mad, He tried his hand at navigation