Blackadder: Back & Forth

00:01:17 Well, isn't this splendid and absolutely tufty?

00:02:25 Well, funny you should say that, sir, because...

00:03:34 Ladies and gentlemen, the greatest breakthrough in travel

00:04:53 No no, that's much too easy, What about the actual wellingtons

00:06:05 And the boots. Excellent.

00:08:00 The dinosaurs were in fact, wiped out by your pants.

00:09:24 Excellent. You threwaway our items, Baldrick, but at least we're home.

00:10:41 - These may not look much... - They don't.

00:12:03 It's the tastiest thing in the history ofthe world.

00:13:21 You couldn'tjust sign something for me, could you?

00:14:37 it's in the middle now, so why don't we try here?

00:16:06 It's nice to meet you, at last

00:17:10 Robin Hood and his merry men will come soon with a pile of cash."

00:18:32 But first, I would like to ask

00:19:40 God, I'm brilliant, I surprise myself sometimes. The plan is...

00:21:08 Interesting. The machine seems to be seeking out our DNA across time.

00:22:33 Oh, that's not a hedge, Consul. That's the Scots.

00:24:07 and didn't bring it out again

00:25:42 there's always a Blackadder, and there's always a Baldrick.

00:26:47 Clearly that was all some sort of cheap conjuring trick.

00:27:50 Yes, well I might have affected a fewthings, but nothing important.

00:29:15 - I'm a very big fan, Bill. - Thank you.

00:30:24 But hurry, Blackadder. Don't miss the shindig at midnight.

00:31:38 The relationship between the king and his first minister