Blackadder: Back & Forth

00:01:17 Well, isn't this splendid and absolutely tufty?

00:02:25 Well, funny you should say that, sir, because...

00:03:34 Ladies and gentlemen, the greatest breakthrough in travel

00:04:53 No no, that's much too easy, What about the actual wellingtons

00:06:08 - The underpants, where are they? - Here you are, my Lord.

00:08:06 Well, Balders, this is a turn up for the books.

00:09:31 Typical! They must have got bored and gone back for pudding.

00:10:45 No. But... let's say...

00:12:09 - What do you think? - Yes, indeed, Ma'am, most pleasant.

00:13:28 I'm sorry it'sjust a Biro.

00:14:47 Erm, yes. I suspect that's a little too far forward.

00:16:11 Fire away! Before I impale you with my magnificent weapon.

00:17:20 Right, that is it!

00:18:40 and their women all have big beards.

00:19:50 - Yes? - Then...

00:21:18 with wild goats nesting in their huge orange beards

00:23:04 - Let's get home, Baldrick. - But we don't knowwhere home is.

00:24:19 just before you died, you could guide us home.

00:25:55 has the power to go out and change the world for the better.

00:27:01 Oh, fine!

00:28:13 not since the emperor Napoleon won the Battle ofWaterloo.

00:29:38 - Oh my God! - That's better.

00:30:43 for the UN at the High Commission oflnternational Cunning Planning?

10:00:00 And jolly well-deserved, too.