Black Gruja and the Stone of Wisdom
2007 · 91 MIN · IMDB 6.7 · 1,882 VOTES · DIR. Marko Marinković
Overview
Based on a comedy TV series about Serbian "aristocracy" during the Turkish "answer" to the Serbian Uprising during the Serbian-Turkish war in the 19th century. During this time it was of the utmost importance to take the right steps and wisdom is really needed for making those right steps. With the help of a fortune teller, Karadjordje (the leader of the Uprising) learns that, according to a legend, somewhere in the hills exists a Stone of Wisdom which makes you, if you hit your head against it three times, more wise. So he employs his nephew Crni Gruja, with assistants Ceda Velja and Bole, to find him this miraculous Stone. Crni Gruja finds the Stone and, convinced that he is really becoming more wiser, decides to make some business.
Dialogue Timeline — 987 lines
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00:00:26 BLACK GRUJA
00:04:50 That face said "I'm loaded."
00:09:23 What're you yelling for, you ape?
00:13:26 Each following hit makes him wiser and wiser.
00:16:20 200 reasons for me to go to Pecka tomorrow at dawn.
00:20:12 but not necessarily.
00:23:59 I have nothing to declare
00:28:30 Petar! -Jakov!
00:33:05 I suggest a break for consultation. -Agreed.
00:36:12 but this stone is so nicely rounded, I might break it.
00:40:02 Thank you so much, guys.
00:44:03 It's good that you've come, to consecrate water for my fete.
00:47:46 Yes, yes.
00:51:18 Make my...
00:54:34 I'll be here watching. Go on.
00:58:59 Strict control of all treasure. I really don't know how to
01:03:00 Abracadabra
01:06:47 When Mr. Djordje grabs you... I'd be careful if I were you.
01:09:59 My team is playing today, I bet on X to 1, that kid is injured...
01:14:37 Speak! -Gimme! -Give you what?
01:18:19 Get lost, you bastards!
01:21:42 but that devil Captain Kulin assembled the army.
01:25:35 Turkish heads? Cannonballs and no cannons?
01:28:56 Knowledge's not just in my hold