Black Gruja and the Stone of Wisdom
2007 · 91 MIN · IMDB 6.7 · 1,882 VOTES · DIR. Marko Marinković
Overview
Based on a comedy TV series about Serbian "aristocracy" during the Turkish "answer" to the Serbian Uprising during the Serbian-Turkish war in the 19th century. During this time it was of the utmost importance to take the right steps and wisdom is really needed for making those right steps. With the help of a fortune teller, Karadjordje (the leader of the Uprising) learns that, according to a legend, somewhere in the hills exists a Stone of Wisdom which makes you, if you hit your head against it three times, more wise. So he employs his nephew Crni Gruja, with assistants Ceda Velja and Bole, to find him this miraculous Stone. Crni Gruja finds the Stone and, convinced that he is really becoming more wiser, decides to make some business.
Dialogue Timeline — 987 lines
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00:00:26 BLACK GRUJA
00:04:50 That face said "I'm loaded."
00:09:27 We're here for help. -I can't hear you.
00:13:32 More cash, Vozd, my man!
00:16:31 Ceda, go to sleep if you have nothing better to do.
00:21:02 Where are you going?
00:24:31 What? -They're contemplating.
00:29:13 Smack him on the head and pack him up, the boss is waiting.
00:33:39 Hello, Uncle.
00:36:59 Gruja!
00:41:11 But that is good. The Sultan will be happy.
00:44:45 Why don't you do it for our Bole?
00:48:42 What's up with him?
00:52:25 It's about time we cut the crap.
00:55:53 It is! -Our greatest... -National treasure!
01:00:04 Would you take me to the Serbian camp?
01:04:22 can take a long time. Just hit it once or twice and quit.
01:07:49 Mr. Gruja, what about the powder? -I'm not giving it to you!
01:11:16 And there is no alternative to peace.
01:15:58 You're going to have to pay for this overtime, and a lot!
01:19:46 Your Highness, the Serbian case is getting complicated.
01:23:26 If that's your idea, then it's extremely stupid.
01:27:08 Hard facts you will take on
200:02:00 -If Uncle decided to buy