Black Balls
2009 · 82 MIN · IMDB 6.4 · 3,688 VOTES · DIR. Anders Matthesen
Overview
Alex Klein is a bankrupt real estate executive whose life is on a collision course. Not only do the market and his career look like a Trabant from before the fall of the Berlin Wall, but he has a wife who is thriving in success; a family whose habits are driving him insane; clients with bad taste and too much money. Not to mention 14-year-old baristas who think they know the difference between highland coffee beans, picked by virgins at midnight and the coffee from the local supermarket. So there's a lot getting on his nerves, so much so, that one day, when things become real serious, he can only weather the storm in his own repelling way.
Dialogue Timeline — 917 lines
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00:00:56 Cuckoo. And this is the kitchen. Top dollar.
00:03:45 - And you're just back from ...? - Swim practice?
00:07:17 Of course not. There's nothing I want more than to sell that house.
00:09:56 Sounds as if you cheated a bouncer. Like that would ever happen!
00:12:51 - I'm sorry to interrupt, but ... - 'I'm sorry to interrupt'?
00:15:32 - though you've never tasted a drop in your life, but I can't blame you.
00:18:51 Like this one?
00:21:42 They'll be operating on you all night, so we have plenty of time to play.
00:24:53 - You do have a very pretty wife. - No, I don't.
00:27:44 - Shit! - There you go, Alex!
00:31:35 Give me that! Now!
00:35:08 Defibrillator, defibrillator, defi ...
00:38:05 My mother? But I don't hate my mother.
00:41:43 What? Hadn't you heard that before?
00:45:07 Alex! Get a grip!
00:48:28 The swine! Don't ruin it for the rest of us. Bengt?
00:51:01 If I were you, I'd go shopping. You can't afford to fail this test.
00:53:59 I save my good cognac for friends I want to impress.
00:57:52 And as nature has it, they will eventually come flooding back at you.
01:00:33 Dad is just very busy.
01:04:19 None of Celeste's kidneys is working, so we gave her one of Dorthe's but ...
01:07:24 Even if I wanted to I couldn't. It's unethical and illegal.
01:11:15 - So, they're okay? - They're in intensive care.
01:15:36 Video Oh oh oh video ...