Black Balls
2009 · 82 MIN · IMDB 6.4 · 3,688 VOTES · DIR. Anders Matthesen
Overview
Alex Klein is a bankrupt real estate executive whose life is on a collision course. Not only do the market and his career look like a Trabant from before the fall of the Berlin Wall, but he has a wife who is thriving in success; a family whose habits are driving him insane; clients with bad taste and too much money. Not to mention 14-year-old baristas who think they know the difference between highland coffee beans, picked by virgins at midnight and the coffee from the local supermarket. So there's a lot getting on his nerves, so much so, that one day, when things become real serious, he can only weather the storm in his own repelling way.
Dialogue Timeline — 917 lines
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00:00:56 Cuckoo. And this is the kitchen. Top dollar.
00:03:45 - And you're just back from ...? - Swim practice?
00:07:14 It seems you're self-sabotaging.
00:09:48 That doesn't change just because you insert another name in front of yours.
00:12:41 - The poof had no taste! - Come on, he ...
00:15:18 - for breastfeeding mothers, while coffee with milk -
00:18:35 Okay, cool. I'm dead. And this is ... Heaven? Or Hell?
00:21:24 Christ, what a small dick.
00:24:21 Well, that's when you make me happy. It's what you do.
00:27:17 ... insensitive of you knowing how important it was for me.
00:30:47 - At ... 2:30 ... - Give me that!
00:34:26 I don't understand how it can be so important?
00:37:14 - Alex will be tested on the moods: Hatred, lust and stupidity -
00:40:43 He's going for it. Will he succeed? This is a unique situation!
00:44:20 It's just a little story.
00:47:30 - I don't fucking care. We're leaving. - You're the boss.
00:50:17 - It's just an opinion. - Delicious.
00:52:58 I'm serious! I wept towards the end.
00:56:06 Such as the driver of a red Nissan Sunny with a sunroof.
00:59:27 - I'll spend it shaping up for you. - It's gonna be a long day, then, huh?
01:02:32 Let's hope they're good at quizzes, 'cause they haven't received any help.
01:06:02 Marc, we can't be partners. We'd be Jespersen & Klein.
01:09:42 I fear we're losing him.
01:13:11 Have a great day.