Bite Me
2019 · 83 MIN · IMDB 7.5 · DIR. Meredith Edwards
Overview
A subversive romantic comedy about the real-life subculture of people who believe that they're vampires and the IRS agent who audits them.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,241 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:40 - Jameson, neat. - Okay.
00:04:18 My blood.
00:07:07 We should make a viral video.
00:09:40 I had a great convo with your mom last night.
00:12:37 who isn't quite so...
00:16:06 That was discrimination.
00:18:50 Hi.
00:22:03 Thanks.
00:25:40 He has people everywhere.
00:29:13 About once a month.
00:32:13 Oh.
00:35:26 I think it would go faster if you... as well.
00:38:12 It's like,
00:41:45 I thought that if I could just not feel anything
00:44:27 I had this, it was so real,
00:49:12 I figured no one would ever like me.
00:53:56 I haven't seen you at home much since the great incident.
00:57:44 Yeah.
01:00:53 I love you, Mom.
01:08:09 That look.
01:10:45 We have tried rational means to explain it to you.
01:13:30 Oh, ho, ho...
01:16:33 And then he quit his job for her!
01:19:37 Okay.
Cast & Characters
Naomi McDougall Jones
Sarah
Katherine Kahrs
News Anchor Lindsay Bolt
Aurelio Voltaire
Aurelio Voltaire
Meredith Edwards
Islay Fire
Tommy Nelms
The Nudist
Rebecca Berardi
Badass Becky
Antino Crowley-Kamenwati
Stacz
Naomi Grossman
Chrissy
Mahira Kakkar
Lily
Annie Golden
Faith
Christian Coulson
James
Harold Surratt
Tim
Bronwen Carson
Cindy
Makia Martin
Security Guard Stella
Chris Russell
Drunk Passerby
Mark A. Keeton
The Butler
Cassandra Seidenfeld
Ambrosia
Mia Romero
Regan
Bob Jaffe
Steve
Debargo Sanyal
Vampire Fop #1
Katie Morrison
Prayer Group Member #1 (Elspeth)
Sarah Wharton
Businesswoman
Cynthia Mace
Nan
Celey Schumer
Waitress
Chris Dunlop
Fake James
Susan Wands
Pam
Stephen Dexter
Reality Show Announcer (voice)
Miranda Plant
Vampire Cult Leader (voice)
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,241
Dialogue density15.0 lines / min
First line00:00:40
Final line01:19:37
Production Record
DirectorMeredith Edwards
LanguageEnglish
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