Bite Me!

2004 · 85 MIN · IMDB 4.8 · 476 VOTES · DIR. Brett Piper

Overview

When a new strain of marijuana is delivered to a remote strip club, an army of insect creatures hungry for human blood starts feeding on the staff and patrons. Soon the bugs cause provocative havoc as their bite elicits a particularly potent narcotic reaction in those bitten.

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Dialogue Timeline — 598 lines

A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE

00:00:01 911. What is your emergency?
00:01:45 - Which one? - Cancun.
00:04:01 Did you ever hear of Odor Eaters?
00:06:37 Guys, if she fell, even if she was pushed down these stairs
00:08:17 - Your daughter? - Yeah, from my first marriage.
00:09:55 My wife likes to bite, and I don't mind it, okay?
00:12:39 A man and a woman who don't share a bedroom arrange to have a night alone
00:14:22 I called her.
00:15:50 but there was a white sauce with clams.
00:17:24 Do me a favor, check it out.
00:18:49 Plus, he says, "He just looks guilty."
00:20:43 And you were okay with that?
00:22:35 She's hot.
00:23:57 and, of course, the eye.
00:25:23 One... two... three.
00:27:52 Excuse me?
00:29:11 but we've got nothing definitive until she's fully posted.
00:30:40 She hadn't seen me naked in a long time.
00:32:10 That's ingenious.
00:33:36 The Empire State Building gets struck 20 times a year.
00:35:06 I thought the husband told Nick it was a marathon call.
00:36:53 I'd like to see what you're studying.
00:39:57 My dad only married Becky because of me.
00:41:33 Asleep.

Cast & Characters

Erin Brown Crystal Julian Wells Teresa Rob Monkiewicz Terence \"Buzz\" O'Reilly Erika Dawn Smith Trix Michael R. Thomas Ralph Vivino Caitlin Ross Amber Sylvianne Chebance Gina John Paul Fedele Myles McCarthy Carl Burrows Eugene Frack David Fine Frack's Cohort

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed598
Dialogue density7.0 lines / min
First line00:00:01
Final line00:41:33

Production Record

DirectorBrett Piper
LanguageEnglish
Budget$1,000,000
IMDb votes476