Bitch Hug
2012 · 101 MIN · IMDB 6.0 · 1,068 VOTES · DIR. Andreas Öhman
Overview
Kristin counts down the days to her high school graduation, when she'll finally get to leave her small town and her manipulative sister behind, for the New York of her dreams. Everything is perfect, and the local paper has promised to publish Kristin's columns about the city that never sleeps. But Kristin misses her flight and, to escape total humiliation, instead ends up hiding out at the house of the peculiar young girl Andrea, far out on the countryside. In this house of Nowhere, Kristin brings Andrea along to the pulsating heart of New York on a big virtual adventure which she chronicles for everyone at home to follow. But then reality comes knocking.
Dialogue Timeline — 966 lines
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00:00:36 Hi. You don't know me, but I'm emailing you because I want to write.
00:04:10 But...I was supposed to get to sleep over. You promised.
00:07:17 Hate to break it to you, but you don't have what it takes.
00:10:03 Sorry.
00:13:02 I'm kidding! I'd never fuck a guy as disgusting as Tennis-Dennis!
00:16:24 To be treasured forever in a shrine of sateen
00:20:38 And I know your brother. Kind of.
00:24:27 You bet. That's how it happened.
00:28:58 -Besides, the airline might call. -They won't call the same day.
00:31:49 -I could have died! -You can stand in the water.
00:36:27 Cool, cool.
00:39:14 -Okay... What do we do now? -Here, shoot me using Hipstamatic.
00:43:37 What? Oh my God, I'm so sorry.
00:47:25 -I'll never make it. -Come on. Don't give up so easily.
00:50:51 All right...
00:55:51 -What the hell... -Get down.
01:00:38 Yes. I couldn't stand people feeling sorry for me.
01:04:26 Thank you, Kristin, with us live from New York. Good luck!
01:08:26 Yes. But don't you become like me.
01:12:42 -You realize what this means? -I'm so sorry. I really, really am.
01:16:15 -Here's to Kristin. -Cheers!
01:21:21 -Thanks. You okay? -Yes.
01:25:20 I'm not going to listen to everyone else.
01:30:55 Yes, I do. I don't want to go to New York.