Billboard Dad
1998 · 87 MIN · IMDB 5.2 · 5,144 VOTES · DIR. Alan Metter
Overview
High above Hollywood Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are playing Matchmakers! One's a surfer. The other's a high diver. When these two sisters team up to find a new love for their newly single Dad, it's a fun-loving, eye-catching California adventure gone wild. Mary-Kate and Ashley star in this fabulously funny love-struck comedy filled with crazy schemes and cool surprises. Determined to find their Dad, Max, a new love, the girls paint a personal ad on a giant billboard in the heart of Hollywood. After a few disastrous dates, Max finally meets Brooke and it's love at first sight. There's just one hitch, her unruly skateboarding son is the girls' arch rival. Now, with the girls plotting every action-packed step of the way, they've got to find out if love really does conquer all. Full of outrageous events, mixed-up matches and lots of laughs, Billboard Dad tops the charts as Mary-Kate and Ashley's coolest mischief-making adventure ever!
Dialogue Timeline — 1,074 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:37 Nice ride.
00:03:56 -Morning, Dad. -Morning, Dad.
00:06:59 The piece l want to show you is right over this way.
00:10:25 -Can l take you to the 7th grade dance? -Pick me up at 7:30.
00:14:03 Hi, girls. lt's good to see you.
00:17:18 l miss her.
00:20:45 Camouflage, part two!
00:25:40 Okay.
00:28:14 Got quite a bit of mail.
00:31:28 My entire family has a terrible problem with it.
00:34:51 Wow! Of course l'd like to meet you. How about tomorrow?
00:37:56 Then who's he talking to?
00:40:36 Oh, well. lt's nothing, really.
00:44:50 l want to do my job, my friend.
00:48:44 l don't want to be on your stupid team.
00:51:49 Dreamy is good, but the most important thing is trust.
00:55:30 That's cool. lt's about time you two got romantic.
00:58:29 My mother was a ballerina. This is as close as l could get.
01:01:47 lt's not easy with three kids around.
01:05:09 Nigel, l don't need a model today.
01:10:21 Tess, the entire reputation of our swim club rests on your shoulders.
01:15:34 l know it's desperate, but l tried flattery, concert tickets....
01:19:14 -So l told him to go for it! -You've gotta listen to this.
01:22:21 Look, l think all of us...