Billboard Dad
1998 · 87 MIN · IMDB 5.2 · 5,144 VOTES · DIR. Alan Metter
Overview
High above Hollywood Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are playing Matchmakers! One's a surfer. The other's a high diver. When these two sisters team up to find a new love for their newly single Dad, it's a fun-loving, eye-catching California adventure gone wild. Mary-Kate and Ashley star in this fabulously funny love-struck comedy filled with crazy schemes and cool surprises. Determined to find their Dad, Max, a new love, the girls paint a personal ad on a giant billboard in the heart of Hollywood. After a few disastrous dates, Max finally meets Brooke and it's love at first sight. There's just one hitch, her unruly skateboarding son is the girls' arch rival. Now, with the girls plotting every action-packed step of the way, they've got to find out if love really does conquer all. Full of outrageous events, mixed-up matches and lots of laughs, Billboard Dad tops the charts as Mary-Kate and Ashley's coolest mischief-making adventure ever!
Dialogue Timeline — 1,074 lines
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00:00:37 Nice ride.
00:03:57 Morning, Monster. Munchkin. Come here.
00:07:17 This one...
00:10:48 all right already. l'm not your slave girl.
00:14:21 Dude, you look like a fish belly. You're in need of serious sun.
00:17:55 What? Like he could die of sadness?
00:23:04 l'm the artist. These are my daughters. Who are you?
00:26:16 With a different hat, is all l'm saying.
00:29:13 -Some of these women sound good. -Yeah?
00:32:27 Waiter! Garcon.
00:35:51 Hey, high school was my best years.
00:38:57 She suggested they have lunch together.
00:42:20 Hello. You look gorgeous.
00:46:51 This year, we've got a chance to win back first place, and our dignity.
00:50:17 Eavesdropping? Naughty girls.
00:53:20 And wearing a Rolex. lt's probably fake.
00:57:23 Spare us the prison code.
01:00:36 Just tell Tyler to dump the chick. Problem solved.
01:03:58 -Don't act all cheery for us. -We heard you talking with Brooke.
01:08:04 l'm gonna make this up to you, l promise.
01:14:26 My dad's the only ex-husband she's got. And business is doing great.
01:18:10 Still trying to reach you. l've left messages here and at the store.
01:21:31 Give me that.
01:25:45 You look like a woman that needs a dog over her mantelpiece.