Bill Hicks: Revelations

00:00:14 Live at the London Dominion Theatre

00:03:29 anywhere or any time

00:06:41 Yeah, I'm a little... a little to the left there, I was. I was leaning that way.

00:09:33 "I'll have to check Maggie's old calendar."

00:12:35 I'm so sick of arming the world and then sending troops over to destroy the fucking arms.

00:15:37 "No fucking way! I can't even see the road."

00:18:26 and we added 'em up all the way back to Adam and Eve, their ages - 12 thousand years."

00:21:25 "Enjoy the lake of fire, fucker!"

00:24:59 What happened was Oswald's gun went off, causing an echo to echo

00:26:59 You know, I'm tired of this false fuckin sanctimonious morality about life.

00:30:30 You watch the news these days you know, it's unbelievable.

00:33:25 Suck a tail-pipe, fucking hang yourself, borrow a gun from a Yank friend

00:35:55 You're, you're getting really baffled here. Piece-of-Shit! Now walk away. That's all it is, it's nothing more!

00:39:17 Hold onto my horns.

00:41:56 Ooh you smell like an old boot.

00:45:08 Bump into me and I go flying into this adult bookstore.

00:48:10 They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Liiiiieee!

00:51:09 "to produce my little water-headed miracle baby"

00:54:03 Fairly well circulated at this point.

00:58:47 That is exactly how it fucking happened.

01:02:16 Made perfect sense at that moment.

01:05:29 "Says here on your application, you have no talent, and yet you want to be a star."

01:09:21 You know what I mean. Always that same LSD story, you've all seen it.

01:11:51 "We have a lot invested in this ride. Shut him up. Look at my furrows of worry."