Bill Hicks: Revelations

00:00:14 Live at the London Dominion Theatre

00:03:29 anywhere or any time

00:06:50 Yeah, you know who else is gone? Little Quayle boy. Little Damien.

00:09:43 that you guys sold Iraq "machine tools"...

00:12:45 We're like the bullies of the world, you know?

00:15:54 Not unless Oswald was hanging by his toes, upside down from the ledge.

00:18:55 You know the world's 12 thousand years old and dinosaurs existed

00:22:09 Then they change the bible! Pretty presumptuous, hu huh?

00:25:24 is 'cause the echo went by the motorcade on the left and he went "What was that?"

00:27:30 How are they ever gonna top these stunts in a movie again? There's no way.

00:31:07 I know that's your third one, that last guy almost made it.

00:34:08 Godammit, I'm not doing that, you scum-bags!

00:36:53 ...all the lesbian sex scenes were cut out of that film

00:40:14 Unless of course it's a woman priest

00:43:16 "It's kinda amusing but let's... okay."

00:46:22 And there's this big blue dot right here.

00:49:29 Tired of this, "Hey aren't we the coolest. Humans are so neat."

00:52:09 I was on this one flight right, I'm flying, I'm sleeping on the plane, I'm fucking "knackered".

00:55:31 ...that's gonna give humans the impression they're supposed to...'use' it."

01:00:17 I'm just sitting over here watching the pyramids be built by UFOs right now, but...

01:03:52 the musicians who made that great music that has enhanced your lives throughout the years?...

01:07:31 "Hammer's a great dancer."

01:10:58 You've been fantastic and I hope you enjoyed it.

01:14:13 In Bill Hicks memory... Thank you!