Bill Hicks: Relentless

00:00:42 Aaaah, it's great to be here, it really is. I love my job and I love being here, performing for you.

00:02:26 and I'm wearing if you noticed the BLACK! cotton fucking turtle-neck.

00:04:50 I don't know if you ever, ever, ever sat and watched CNN longer than, say…

00:07:17 "WwwwwIMP - PRESIDENT"

00:09:46 Some Buick flying through the air, some Iraqi driving: "Allaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"

00:12:17 we hope you enjoyed your firework show.

00:14:35 "Excuse me? People are bringing shotguns to UFO sightings?"

00:16:48 Last thing I wanna see is a flying saucer up on blocks in front of some trailer, you know.

00:19:54 …shut your fucking mouth! Ha, ha, ha, ha!!!

00:22:29 You remember that? "I'm Yul Brynner and I'm dead now."

00:25:12 I mean, we're beyond image at that point, I think, you know.

00:28:06 Shop around. It is your body.

00:30:16 No I don't know the connection, yes I am buying these products.

00:32:30 What are we gonna do, ban public transportation?

00:34:47 Maybe even a centerfold in the Bible?

00:37:16 D' you think when Jesus comes back, he ever wants to see a fucking cross?

00:40:29 You know what I mean; I mean why won't you want to do that EVERY SECOND YOU'RE AWAKE?

00:43:06 when we're down between your legs? no way…;

00:45:58 …if you don't believe drugs have done good things for us, do me a favour then.

00:49:17 It's odd how people think and people get away with it, I don't get it. Last year in the States

00:51:56 Why would they fucking do that? Why would the band do that? WHY?

00:54:38 'Cause I have news for you - I live in the states, a very puritanical place, full of superstition and ancient

00:57:04 I am available for children's parties by the way.

00:59:30 You guys are great, thank you very much. Goodnight.