Bill Hicks: Relentless

00:00:42 Aaaah, it's great to be here, it really is. I love my job and I love being here, performing for you.

00:02:26 and I'm wearing if you noticed the BLACK! cotton fucking turtle-neck.

00:04:47 You know my problem? I watch too much news.

00:07:11 But when he was first president, they called him 'the wimp - president', I mean this was the cover of 'Newsweek';

00:09:36 Is that, am I, is that, I don't know a lot about the military, and yeah, I feel that would be keen.

00:12:06 And after one month of continuous bombing not one reaction AT ALL

00:14:18 Everyone in the town saw the UFO's, Bleachee, the mayor, they all saw the fucking UFO's, alright?

00:16:27 Some intergalactic jode family or something, you know.

00:19:25 It is frightening to know that in many parts of our world right now, people are yelling; "Revolution, revolution"...

00:22:03 "I live in New York City, I don't want my sense of smell."

00:24:45 Ever seen that, isn't it unbelievable?

00:27:24 lobster...

00:29:36 Camera pulls back - she's totally naked, legs apart…

00:31:48 Here's what causes sexual thought, you ready? Drum roll, bprrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…

00:34:03 " Oh, chemical jinns, chemical jinns!"

00:36:29 Cause I know, if Jesus where here, he'd probably have an Uzi on him.

00:39:39 "Really? I thiiiiink…

00:42:01 Boy, my folks are proud of me!

00:44:47 "Bill, I only wish your grandparents were still alive.

00:47:13 These musicians today who don't do drugs and in fact speak out against them - "We rock against drugs!" - ...

00:50:37 I don't get the long term gain here.

00:53:11 ...what a little busy beaver he is!

00:55:36 ...they sound better, you know.

00:58:08 "Young man on acid thought he could fly, jumped out of a building. What a tragedy…"