Bill Cosby: Himself

00:41:16 National TV, and he catches the ball

00:43:50 He said, ''Oh, it looks to me like you didn't put the stem on the apple.''

00:47:13 That bothers me. You know, it's almost a sign of someone who's not intelligent.

00:49:41 (imitating child) ''You said for to not for to drink your drink.''

00:51:51 ''Having a little trouble, huh, son?''

00:54:54 few years.

00:57:02 People began to hate Jeffrey.

00:59:30 Psychologists write about a two-year-old child.

01:02:07 They're also not bright enough to hire a lookout.

01:04:47 and he knows someone will be coming soon to stop him from doing it.

01:07:38 Needless to say, l was angry.

01:09:58 (imitates slicing)

01:12:48 l've always heard about people having a conniption

01:15:37 and the vibrations seek out a grown person's spinal cord

01:18:10 ''The day you were born, he said, 'Kill it.'

01:21:07 Are you guys married? Oh, yeah? How long?

01:23:31 Obey.

01:26:07 l don't look at 'em, l just keep...

01:28:33 (piercing voice) ''Mine, mine, mine!''

01:31:07 Now my son, who is 1 1 years old, comes downstairs.

01:33:47 My mother and father come over to the house quite often.

01:36:22 My mother kisses every child.

01:39:03 l always wanted to get some calves' brains

01:41:36 And you always know when they're finished 'cause they say, ''Oh, boy.''