Bill Bailey: Qualmpeddler
2013 · 93 MIN · IMDB 7.4 · 298 VOTES · DIR. Russell Thomas
Overview
After receiving rave reviews in Australia, New Zealand and the UK, Bill Bailey brings ‘Qualmpeddler’ to the Hammersmith Apollo London. A brilliant mix of stand-up, stories, music and old-fashioned wit distilled from his own extraordinary experiences and reactions to the modern world, he looks at Cut-Price Shark Diving, The Hiding Skills of Dentists, A Theory of Cognitive Dissonance & Internet Shopping, Mandarin Ambiguity, Religious Dubstep, and Fashioning Replacement Hamsters. All in all, vintage Bill Bailey with trademark musical mash-ups, multi-lingual riffs, films, songs, philosophizing and silliness on a grand scale…plus one amazing owl. “Qualmpeddler is... part rock-concert, part political discourse, part philosophical enquiry... masterfully constructed... the thinking person’s comedian...” - Herald Sun, Melbourne.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,442 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:27 ANNOUNCER: Good evening, people of London!
00:04:21 I'm talking a little bit
00:08:00 (MAKES CHIRPING NOISES)
00:11:22 "Smoking in hospitals, electrified fence at Dover
00:14:58 So then the worst thing that could happen, happened.
00:19:01 It's not all black and white, is it?
00:22:20 I've consulted some medical personnel over this.
00:25:21 If I went on Amazon to buy the box set of The Killing
00:28:42 "What's his name?" (SPEAKING MOCK DANISH)
00:32:19 Yeah, you're jumping the gun there, Toyota.
00:36:12 DILLIGAS.
00:39:57 and I wrapped the goose in the blanket.
00:43:46 SIR ANTHONY: Have you done something jolly with your hair?
00:47:46 (RHYTHMIC TUNE PLAYING)
00:52:13 But the mark of a good tune is its versatility
00:56:36 I just heard, "Door may stop suddenly." I know that now!
01:00:01 (LAUGHING)
01:03:43 And I just wanted a bit of conversation, you know, a bit of chit-chat.
01:07:28 you know, what I mean? It was like...
01:10:44 tie on, two matching shoes.
01:14:23 ♪ Bring me my wub-wub-wub- wub-wub-wub-wub
01:20:38 (AUDIENCE APPLAUDING AND CHEERING)
01:25:04 ♪ That your fingers'll get sore
01:29:09 This is Rain, Steam, Speed or, as I like to call it