Bill Bailey: Cosmic Jam

1997 · 83 MIN · IMDB 7.6 · 406 VOTES · DIR. John Kaye Cooper

Overview

One night from his 1996 Cosmic Jam tour at the Bloomsbury in London in which Bill explains the seminal influence of cockney knees-up music upon classical composers through the ages and takes a shot at Bryan Adams.

Dialogue Timeline — 1,442 lines

A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE

00:00:27 ANNOUNCER: Good evening, people of London!
00:04:21 I'm talking a little bit
00:08:00 (MAKES CHIRPING NOISES)
00:11:22 "Smoking in hospitals, electrified fence at Dover
00:14:58 So then the worst thing that could happen, happened.
00:19:01 It's not all black and white, is it?
00:22:20 I've consulted some medical personnel over this.
00:25:21 If I went on Amazon to buy the box set of The Killing
00:28:42 "What's his name?" (SPEAKING MOCK DANISH)
00:32:19 Yeah, you're jumping the gun there, Toyota.
00:36:12 DILLIGAS.
00:39:57 and I wrapped the goose in the blanket.
00:43:46 SIR ANTHONY: Have you done something jolly with your hair?
00:47:46 (RHYTHMIC TUNE PLAYING)
00:52:13 But the mark of a good tune is its versatility
00:56:36 I just heard, "Door may stop suddenly." I know that now!
01:00:01 (LAUGHING)
01:03:43 And I just wanted a bit of conversation, you know, a bit of chit-chat.
01:07:28 you know, what I mean? It was like...
01:10:44 tie on, two matching shoes.
01:14:23 # Bring me my wub-wub-wub- wub-wub-wub-wub
01:20:38 (AUDIENCE APPLAUDING AND CHEERING)
01:25:04 # That your fingers?! get sore
01:29:09 This is Rain, Steam, Speed or, as I like to call it

Cast & Characters

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed1,442
Dialogue density17.4 lines / min
First line00:00:27
Final line01:29:09

Production Record

DirectorJohn Kaye Cooper
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes406