Bill Bailey: Cosmic Jam
1997 · 83 MIN · IMDB 7.6 · 406 VOTES · DIR. John Kaye Cooper
Overview
One night from his 1996 Cosmic Jam tour at the Bloomsbury in London in which Bill explains the seminal influence of cockney knees-up music upon classical composers through the ages and takes a shot at Bryan Adams.
Dialogue Timeline - 1,442 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME - EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:27 ANNOUNCER: Good evening, people of London!
00:04:22 (IN LONDON 'YOUTH' ACCENT) with the West London swagger, like that.
00:08:06 (AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
00:11:42 10 million quid on that funeral, that was a bit lame, wasn't it?
00:15:15 or the secular equivalent, she isn't the brightest
00:19:23 Yeah... So...
00:22:46 Top of your foot... (GRUNTING)
00:25:50 two toilet brushes gaffered to the outside?
00:29:26 (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
00:33:15 Remember the context, right?
00:36:55 There's this one mnemonic that we've been using for years
00:40:50 So he said, "Was it a goose?"
00:45:35 YOW!
00:49:02 it's like making the music go further.
00:53:44 I really like doing that. I'm going to do it again.
00:57:54 "How's he doing?" "You think you've got problems!"
01:01:37 and Pakistan spent $34 of it on a poster campaign which said
01:05:40 a salamander in a bath, civet cats in cages
01:08:47 is this an owl-homing scam
01:12:48 And I was at a family christening and the vicar
01:18:19 -(GROWLING) -(PLAYING DEATH METAL MUSIC)
01:23:05 Cheers! You know what? Yeah...
01:27:31 "Arigato, akuda mas, akudesta, so desne...
01:32:30 (AUDIENCE CHEERING AND APPLAUDING)
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,442
Dialogue density17.4 lines / min
First line00:00:27
Final line01:32:30
Production Record
DirectorJohn Kaye Cooper
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes406