Big Trouble in Little China

00:00:10 What I'd like to do today is get your version of what happened.

00:02:55 This is Jack Burton at the Pork-Chop Express and I'm talkin' to whoever's listenin'.

00:07:24 - Nothin' or double. - Bullshit.

00:10:11 Whoa. Who is that?

00:14:17 We call Gum Shan - Mountain of Gold, see?

00:23:01 - Lords of Death, Jack. - OK, I'm goin' home. Keep your money.

00:25:57 - Then that was your abandoned truck. - Abandoned, like hell!

00:27:53 Like the immortals. His flesh and his bones are atomized.

00:30:48 - So how long you been in the US of A? - Three months.

00:34:24 The most dangerous den of madmen in Chinatown? You can't waltz in like...

00:37:46 There's Buddhism, Confucianism and Taoist alchemy and sorcery.

00:41:44 You are not looking for a truck. You're looking for a girl. A girl with green eyes.

00:44:11 - Safe. - Where is she?

00:47:23 I don't blame you. I'm Chinese and I don't even wanna believe it, but it's for real.

00:53:24 - Where's Gracie? - On the floor next door. She's a wildcat.

00:58:30 The bus is right outside in the parking lot.

01:02:29 - I'm on board too then. - Yeah, sure, kid.

01:06:59 That is not water.

01:12:27 ...then the power in this flask will be our only hope

01:16:52 Huge buzz.

01:19:59 No way!

01:26:45 Nah, you know what Jack Burton always says at a time like this?

01:33:17 - What are you doin', Jack? - I'll be right back.

02:00:00 years and he can't find a broad to fit the bill?