Big Daddy

00:00:39 - Hello? - Sonny, it's your dad. You asleep?

00:04:05 Yeah, it's only me. It's only me.

00:07:53 ...and I don't know how to make her wanna stay.

00:10:52 Hooters. Hooters. Hooters!

00:14:08 ...but you'll lose them anyway, so rot on.

00:18:52 There you go, all right?

00:22:49 Hey, mister. Why are you sitting on the ground?

00:25:44 Go take a nap.

00:29:44 Our son. I adopted him.

00:32:51 Look, I did it. Loop, swoop and pull.

00:35:47 You guess? Shouldn't you like your name?

00:39:48 This is a whole new school of child-raising.

00:43:02 What do you mean?

00:46:31 You put them on if you feel scared, okay?

00:50:07 Here, give it a shot.

00:53:28 ...that I never wanted to end up in that situation.

00:57:06 Start by paying more attention to his schoolwork.

01:00:23 We'll go to Barney's.

01:04:15 Would you just give me a second to say goodbye to the kid?

01:08:40 Get off the stand.

01:12:12 That's nice.

01:15:39 ...and most of all, on me!

01:19:18 But I'm not sure that can happen exactly the way we want it.

01:23:03 You're not supposed to say "balls." Testicles.