Beverly Hills, 90210 — S09E11 — How to Be the Jerk Women Love
1999 · 45 MIN · IMDB 5.3
Overview
Gina finds heroin in Dylan's jacket. He throws out his stash to prove himself, but continues to get high. Dylan tries to visit Toni's grave, only to find that it has been moved. He buys a gun and heads for Marchette's house in the hopes of learning the new location. Kelly balks at sleeping with Matt. She helps out with David's radio show and advises listeners to take relationships slowly. She promptly spends the night with Matt. Steve puts on a seminar offering techniques on how to pick up women. His students express dissatisfaction at their results, but David scores with a line about a dead grandmother. Gina stirs up trouble between Donna and her mother. Music: ""One Week"" by Barenaked Ladies (#1, 1998)
Dialogue Timeline — 898 lines
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00:00:16 I'm cold.
00:01:47 and he goes, "Excuse me.
00:03:21 with someone other than Brandon.
00:07:25 She slept at Dylan's?
00:08:40 Yeah, I wanted to ask you
00:09:59 Oh? Tell me.
00:11:25 : Right. Sorry.
00:13:00 Yeah, she's real thoughtful.
00:15:17 Hey, how you feeling?
00:17:19 reason that for 20 minutes now
00:18:40 You know, tricks of the trade and all.
00:21:04 I asked about his wife.
00:22:37 Donna, do you want to see something swell?
00:24:39 that you've been seeing today.
00:26:05 No.
00:27:51 Oh, come here. I hate you.
00:29:38 Like a hot knife through butter.
00:31:11 Overconfident.
00:33:00 I don't mean it. I don't. No.
00:35:36 It wasn't one of my finer moments.
00:37:13 Not gonna happen.
00:39:20 Vaguely.
00:41:16 In-In the orphanage.
00:43:22 I'm gonna see about changing his mind.
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Beverly Hills, 90210, season 9, episode 11: How to Be the Jerk Women Love.
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