Beverly Hills, 90210 — S02E16 — My Desperate Valentine
1991 · 46 MIN · IMDB 6.8 · 107 VOTES · DIR. Jeff Melman
Overview
Emily refuses to accept the fact that Brandon no longer wants to see her. She slashes her own tires and pretends that her parents are out of town so that Brandon will invite her to stay over. She sneaks into his bedroom and tries to seduce him. After he makes it clear that he is not interested, she begins to make crank phone calls. Andrea discovers that Emily is the person who has been sending menacing letters to the school paper. Emily shows up at Brandon's house and douses the gang's homecoming float with gasoline. Brenda and Dylan find her sitting on the float with a lighter, but Brenda is able to calm her. Emily agrees to seek help. Brenda and Dylan attend cultural events because she fears they spend too much time making out. Music: ""Baby I'm Yours"" by Barbara Lewis (#11, 1965)
Dialogue Timeline — 827 lines
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00:02:14 This is Brandon's locker.
00:03:28 You're the only family in Beverly Hills
00:04:44 Yeah.
00:06:13 No!
00:07:43 See how the other half lives.
00:08:59 When two lovers are destined to be together
00:10:52 Oh, my God.
00:12:28 and I don't like the way she's taking advantage of you.
00:15:35 Hi.
00:17:04 KELLY: Hi. BRENDA: Hey.
00:18:24 No way!
00:20:44 Hi. I need to talk to you.
00:22:24 Come on, Dad. What's up?
00:23:35 Mom, that was completely different.
00:25:09 Nobody knows who this girl is.
00:26:39 and thanks for your letting me write for you.
00:28:14 Yeah. I mean, she's always nice to me.
00:29:37 four, three...
00:31:23 Well, basically, he told her to drop dead.
00:33:05 So?
00:35:18 Just the one she gave me.
00:39:47 Are you kidding?
00:41:56 or even to talk to me again.
00:44:35 Good night, Brandon.
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Beverly Hills, 90210, season 2, episode 16: My Desperate Valentine.
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