Between Us

00:00:27 [ Buzzing ] [ Door Opens ]

00:03:42 [ Carlo ] You're balding? Where? Where are you balding?

00:06:46 [ Joel ] Wow. [ Carlo ] Mm-hmm.

00:09:53 You killed his Chubby Snubby? Huh? Yes.

00:13:16 [ Buzzer Buzzes ] Ooh.

00:16:37 He's gettin' to be less and less of a baby though.

00:21:25 [ Chuckles ] Really? Did I? Okay, I'm sorry.

00:25:01 I definitely don't want to know about you gallivanting with Argentinean whores.

00:29:06 Which I find ridiculous and pretentious, by the way

00:33:47 But Joel obviously wants to make it yours.

00:37:07 And he laughed and squirmed. And I laughed and squirmed.

00:40:07 I mean, do you hear apes in the zoo going on about their offspring...

00:43:42 All those cheeks. Truly a Gerber Baby. [ Baby Exclaims ]

00:47:22 [ Sharyl ] Hello, beautiful. He looks like Carlo.

00:50:44 I'm really sorry for what happened that night.

00:54:57 I... love my little boy.

00:58:46 [ Exhales ]

01:02:32 It's not like we didn't get any help along the way, Sharyl.

01:05:46 Let's just give away all our life savings to beggars, friends, delivery boys. Great.

01:09:08 I think I'm becoming asthmatic as a result of it.

01:12:49 [ Sobbing Quietly ]

01:17:51 The next morning, over coffee, my husband and I laughed at you.

01:21:19 - No. Why? - Because they're not working.

01:26:12 [ Chattering Fades ]