Best in Show

00:00:27 I imagine the bestplace to start is at the beginning.

00:04:24 ...began the Mayflower IKennel Club and Dog Show.

00:07:57 ...and I went to a show, and I saw his nibs here...

00:11:54 And I know that sometimes I'd be in one Starbucks...

00:15:23 They're going to Philly to see...

00:18:56 -Have a good one. -Have a great time.

00:22:22 ...going crazy. She said, "You stop naming nuts!"

00:25:33 ...but now is when we feel excitement...

00:28:50 ...pop out.

00:32:10 Where you from? Like, Nor-- Nor-land? Norway?

00:35:49 Tell them they sent one notice.

00:39:19 -Maybe we should stay. -What?

00:42:39 It's Coo-Coo-Coo-Coo-Cookie!

00:46:42 I'm trying to groom her.

00:50:11 But it would really get the crowd going, you know?

00:54:07 Well, now it's time for the toys.

00:58:03 It's about this big. And it squeaks in the middle.

01:01:33 You were gone for a half-hour and you came back with this purple thing?!

01:04:57 So, I'm not going out.

01:08:17 What'd I trip on? Did somebody put something here so I'd trip?

01:11:38 31 5 pounds. I was in top shape.

01:16:22 Look at the size of that. I've taken sponge baths in smaller bowls.

01:20:51 ...dynamite in the sack.

01:25:13 words describing that.