Bert: The Last Virgin

00:00:02 The boy has become a man.

00:04:00 You can't just come in here and take over!

00:07:54 - But he's 16 with a brown belt in karate.

00:10:31 One day you wake up and discover you're dead.

00:14:50 And it wasn't with the French teacher, but with Madeleine, my wife.

00:18:30 Look at me. I started out with two hands.

00:22:50 - Today, or else you'll lose your glasses! - Take it easy. He's only thirteen.

00:26:42 - No, I went for an allergy test at Sabbatsberg Hospital.

00:31:19 If I hadn't moved here from Stockholm I'd have had to repeat a year.

00:34:29 Bert?

00:38:16 I said, there are more things that are easier when there's two of you.

00:41:52 - What? What about? - About lots of things—

00:45:35 - He has such an exciting look. Makes me really jittery

00:51:19 Anna Karin! Release the terrier. Let it loose, I said, Anna-Karin.

00:54:50 I don't understand anything. Does life have to be like this?

00:58:05 Carl-Philip is a little older. I mean—

01:01:52 Smirnoff is binned for two, no, three minutes. Thanks for that!

01:07:38 It'll be soft and limp. - Don't come in.

01:10:32 "When you're having sex with your dream prince—"

01:13:40 Listen carefully now. Hold on tight! Let's go!

01:17:47 - Okay, it's just that my mother is a bit worried about my grades.

01:21:04 I was wondering if we'd be—like—friends or—

01:25:27 Sweetheart—

01:35:05 TNT 2022