Beavis and Butt-Head Do America

00:01:07 This is cool.

00:05:44 This could be a really positive experience for you guys.

00:08:08 I know. Dammit!

00:11:06 And he's gonna pay us. We can buy a new TV.

00:13:29 - Do they have a lot of sluts in Vegas? - You won't know where to begin.

00:16:00 Tastes like crap.

00:21:14 I'm sorry about that misunderstanding. We didn't know you were hotel guests.

00:23:33 Washington D.C. Five minutes? Perfect. Give me two tickets.

00:26:48 Agent Flemming, ATF.

00:29:08 We have a picture of them from the elevator security cam.

00:31:56 Look at these guys. This thing is a veritable doomsday device.

00:35:57 - They're not on the bus. - I want full cavity searches.

00:39:30 I want roadblocks. Every road out of here for 200 miles.

00:42:29 settle down and rest wlth me

00:44:34 That would be cool.

00:49:38 I'm gonna enjoy this. Any last words before I kill you?

00:53:09 What would happen if they set that thing off in Washington?

00:56:09 - Why are we getting back on the bus? - It's time to go, son.

00:59:08 Gathered today for a global conference called Give Peace a Chance, G-PAC, -

01:01:50 - Yes, Mr President? - I am Cornholio. Mybunghole goes ...

01:05:06 - Sir, you'll have to leave. Now. - Wait a minute. That's enough.

01:07:30 You must bow down to the almighty Bunghole.

01:10:10 - This country owes you a debt. - You mean, we get money and stuff?

40:00:00 were used to build the dam.