Bashment
2011 · 110 MIN · IMDB 6.1 · 205 VOTES · DIR. Rikki Beadle Blair
Overview
JJ is an aspiring MC exploding onto London's exciting outlaw urban music scene. He's got the skills, he's got the rhymes, and he's got the drive. But there's a problem — not only is JJ a white boy from the sticks — he's also gay. And gay — in the world of hip-hop and ragga — ain't good. So when JJ resolves to come onstage at the Urban Slam Finals, taking his boyfriend Orlando with him, he knows it's going to get a bit grimy... but when the couple falls foul of the Infamous ghetto-rap crew, the Ilford Illmanics and Orlando is beaten into a state of permanent brain-damage, all of their lives are changed forever in a way no one could have ever foreseen.
Dialogue Timeline — 2,320 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:02 [SILENCE]
00:04:55 OH, NOW THAT'S A NAME.
00:09:25 THINK OF THIS MOMENT, YEAH?
00:13:16 ♪ REDEMPTION, REDEMPTION ♪
00:17:40 YO
00:23:36 ♪ MEK WHITE BOY COME EARLY AND NAS' UP THE PLACE ♪
00:27:34 [UPROAR] [VENOM] SCRATCH THAT J.J. SHIT
00:31:03 HIM.
00:39:04 [ORLANDO] THIS IS A MISTAKE
00:44:13 TO TWO YEARS IN HER MAJESTY'S PRISON.
00:48:55 [GRUNTS]
00:54:42 JUST KEEP TELLING HIM ANYWAY, 'TIL HE SMILES.
00:59:39 OH, HELLO ORLANDO.
01:03:39 WHAT DO YOU WANNA BE, NIGGER?
01:07:54 SHIT.
01:12:35 HURT 'EM BAD.
01:16:11 NO KEYHOLE OF TENDERNESS ANYWHERE?
01:21:42 WHY DID YOU WANNA BE AN EMCEE?
01:25:35 "WHO HAS HURT MANKIND JUST TO SAVE HIS OWN?"
01:30:18 DID YOU FLUSH? COME AND CHECK OUT
01:34:13 VERSES, NOT HEARSES!
01:38:12 JUST PUT HIM DOWN.
01:42:13 RAGGAMAN!
01:49:47 ♪ HOW DO YOU LOVE ME?