Bashment
2011 · 110 MIN · IMDB 6.1 · 205 VOTES · DIR. Rikki Beadle Blair
Overview
JJ is an aspiring MC exploding onto London's exciting outlaw urban music scene. He's got the skills, he's got the rhymes, and he's got the drive. But there's a problem — not only is JJ a white boy from the sticks — he's also gay. And gay — in the world of hip-hop and ragga — ain't good. So when JJ resolves to come onstage at the Urban Slam Finals, taking his boyfriend Orlando with him, he knows it's going to get a bit grimy... but when the couple falls foul of the Infamous ghetto-rap crew, the Ilford Illmanics and Orlando is beaten into a state of permanent brain-damage, all of their lives are changed forever in a way no one could have ever foreseen.
Dialogue Timeline — 2,320 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:02 [SILENCE]
00:04:48 WHY DON'T YOU CONTRIBUTE TO WORLD PEACE, YEAH?
00:09:06 AND ALL THE NICE LICKLE WHITE MUMS
00:12:56 ♪ UPON YOUR DAILY GRACES
00:16:33 COUNTRY?
00:23:01 ♪ ALLA MY HOMIES OUTTA BRIXTON, LOCKDOWN! ♪
00:26:40 ♪ WHAT THE BIG DEAL WHO I FUCK WITH ♪
00:30:02 AIN'T NO WAY.
00:34:52 [ALL] ♪ BOOM GO A GAT
00:42:22 AND WHEN WE SAID WE'RE WEREN'T, HE CALLED US
00:47:02 MY SPARE PAJAMAS!
00:52:37 I JUST WANTED A LOOK AT YOU.
00:57:34 TO FATHOM THIS BRUTALITY
01:01:47 YOU FIND THIS MUSIC ACCEPTABLE?
01:05:57 A KNUCKLE-DUSTERED FIST.
01:09:47 [SNORING]
01:13:58 THE FOOD WE EAT? SHAVING?
01:19:01 DID THE PREACHER INSPIRE YOU TO DESPISE PEOPLE
01:22:52 YOU CAN BE GAY AND PROUD AND STILL BE A MAN.
01:27:22 WITH HIS BARE HANDS.
01:31:40 IT'S SHIT.
01:34:52 ORLY!
01:38:42 OPEN THE DOOR MAN, IT'S ME!
01:42:52 J.J., THERE'S JUST MUSIC