BASEketball

Name: BASEketball
Director: David Zucker
Released: 1998
Duration: 103 min
Rating: 6.5
Cast: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Dian Bachar, Yasmine Bleeth, Jenny McCarthy-Wahlberg

1998 · 103 MIN · IMDB 6.5 · 67,662 VOTES · DIR. David Zucker

Overview

Two losers from Milwaukee, Coop and Remer, invent a new game playing basketball, using baseball rules. When the game becomes a huge success, they, along with a billionaire's help, form the Professional Baseketball League where everyone gets the same pay and no team can change cities. Theirs is the only team standing in the way of major rule changes that the owner of a rival team wants to institute.

Dialogue Timeline — 1,758 lines

A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE

00:00:43 [ People Cheering ]

00:05:08 You know, Remer, someday I'm gonna own a big sports bar.

00:08:56 And then you have to make that same shot or else you get a letter.

00:12:42 I don't wanna take a shot. I wanna turn off your gas.

00:16:38 The Shirts win the World Championship of BASEketball !

00:20:23 - Go, Coop ! - Yeah !

00:23:57 [ Groans ]

00:27:27 - She wasn't checking out your ass. - All set then ?

00:31:09 It's nice to have a strong, handsome man like you on my side.

00:35:11 It's fat liposuctioned out of Marlon Brando's ass.

00:39:46 - Take that, Remer ! - Aw, shit !

00:43:47 Why can't we be friends

00:47:58 Has there been any change in his fluid intake ?

00:51:45 - [ Zapping ] - [ Yelling ]

00:55:43 Jenna, I would never do anything to hurt these kids.

00:59:32 You know how much he makes now ?

01:03:38 - Oooh, ugh ! - Wait a minute !

01:08:05 Uh, but I think I may have a solution to her problem.

01:12:04 [ Michaels, Delirious ] Beers win ! Beers win !

01:16:05 You know what, Coop ? You're not my best friend anymore.

01:20:37 And we're in for a classic battle tonight.

01:25:13 If you've forgotten what BASEketball means to America

01:30:06 [ Crowd Chanting ] Coop ! Coop ! Coop ! Coop ! Coop ! Coop !

01:36:42 Some wretched little shit got the third one.

Cast & Characters

Trey Parker Joe Cooper Matt Stone Doug Remer Dian Bachar Squeak Scolari Yasmine Bleeth Jenna Reed Jenny McCarthy-Wahlberg Yvette Denslow Ernest Borgnine Ted Denslow Robert Vaughn Baxter Cain Trevor Einhorn Joey Thomas Bob Costas Bob Costas Al Michaels Al Michaels

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed1,758

Dialogue density17.1 lines / min

First line00:00:43

Final line01:36:42

Production Record

DirectorDavid Zucker

LanguageEnglish

Budget$25,000,000

Revenue$7,027,290

IMDb votes67,662