BASEketball
1998 · 103 MIN · IMDB 6.5 · 67,662 VOTES · DIR. David Zucker
Overview
Two losers from Milwaukee, Coop and Remer, invent a new game playing basketball, using baseball rules. When the game becomes a huge success, they, along with a billionaire's help, form the Professional Baseketball League where everyone gets the same pay and no team can change cities. Theirs is the only team standing in the way of major rule changes that the owner of a rival team wants to institute.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,758 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:43 [ People Cheering ]
00:05:15 Hold on. I just gotta water the plants.
00:09:07 Duh. It's, uh--
00:13:02 - Or bitch. - [ Both ] Or bitch.
00:17:01 - We're not interested. - Now, wait a minute. Hear me out.
00:20:51 - Ah, shit ! - Pretend this is just another game.
00:24:33 If anyone should get the psych-out, it should be Denslow.
00:28:13 for the old cocksucker.
00:32:15 You gettin' this ?
00:36:17 If there's anything that you need, don't hesitate to ask.
00:41:02 Wow. I watched all your road games. Your psych-outs were the best.
00:45:12 - Oh, you want some of this ? Come on ! - You fat--
00:49:20 - [ Snoring ] - [ Horn Toots ]
00:53:25 [ Doorbell Rings ]
00:57:23 - Does this thing work ? - Mm-hmm. Yeah.
01:01:33 - Even Squeak is pissed off ! - Hell, I never really minded.
01:06:10 - Hey, Tuttle ! - Yeah ?
01:10:24 [ Vomiting ]
01:14:31 I want you to play ball... with me.
01:18:47 Do any authorities know about this ?
01:23:50 to the Malaka-Laka Balance Board of Trust
01:28:39 That's on her mind
01:34:41 I don't think I've ever been this excited !
15:00:00 hand here for Anal Probe Night.
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,758
Dialogue density17.1 lines / min
First line00:00:43
Final line15:00:00
Production Record
DirectorDavid Zucker
LanguageEnglish
Budget$25,000,000
Revenue$7,027,290
IMDb votes67,662