Barney's Version

00:02:00 - Hello. - Blair, I'd like to speak with my wife.

00:06:44 That's for you. I even signed it.

00:10:48 - He's coming with me. -Don't let him knock you up.

00:15:48 Every four hours they attach clamps to my nipples and milk me like I was a cow.

00:20:59 So high and mighty you're getting with me, huh.

00:24:48 One of my first shifts on the job

00:30:06 But, you know, we do it for appearances.

00:34:30 Lectors.

00:40:04 I was so verklempt, Dr Stein gave me a Valium.

00:44:06 Look, no one was rooting for a comeback more than I was, but it's time to let it go.

00:49:10 Absolutely.

00:54:10 Mmm.

00:58:10 And just for kicks, your father after that.

01:03:38 You're not my friend?

01:07:48 Jesus Christ.

01:12:31 And some beluga.

01:17:17 Well, that is, uh, that's a reasonable question.

01:24:07 -I'll be back Thanksgiving. -Okay.

01:29:28 You know, I was thinking about something. Maybe you should move in with us.

01:35:32 -Bye. -Bye.

01:39:25 Come home already. Would you? I can't sleep without you here beside me.

01:44:12 Yeah. Yeah, that's great.

01:50:21 Leo died a year ago.

01:59:00 It's so beautiful in here, isn't it?