Barney's Version

00:02:00 - Hello. - Blair, I'd like to speak with my wife.

00:07:01 Ah, why do you have to be like that?

00:11:02 Everything under and behind the sun, on and off the table.

00:16:32 I got a call today from Montreal.

00:21:29 Yeah, that's right.

00:25:23 Only when he blocked my view.

00:30:57 Mmm-hmm.

00:35:32 Thank you for being here, Boogie.

00:41:25 Hmm.

00:46:44 Her fiancé died in a plane crash.

00:51:41 then you won't be jumping up every two minutes.

00:56:01 Details coming up on the morning news at 7:00.

01:00:55 How many times have I bailed you out over the years, man?

01:06:27 That's kind of sick.

01:09:44 How about dinner?

01:15:36 there's going to be a pause or a break and you're going to say

01:22:17 We were just going to throw some burgers on the barbecue.

01:26:59 He took a fall. He tripped on his own goddamn stick.

01:34:27 Attorney.

01:38:37 No, I think a little time apart would be good for both of us.

01:43:25 Barney.

01:49:52 with the Chanel glasses and the Hermes scarf wrapped around your new do?

01:58:22 Thank you.

02:04:43 We only go around once, my friend.