Bar Rescue — S01E09 — Bar Fight

00:00:02 - LAST YEAR, MORE THAN 5,000 FAILING BARS NATIONWIDE

00:01:45 AND MAKE A CALL FOR HELP TO BAR RESCUE.

00:03:45 WITH TWO POOL TABLES IN THE BACK

00:05:33 - OH. OKAY.

00:07:14 I STILL PLAY TO THIS DAY. I LOVE IT.

00:08:53 - NO. WELL, IT IS A BAR.

00:10:20 - LET'S CLOSE THE PLACE AND HAVE A STAFF MEETING, PAULY.

00:12:02 WE'D HAVE MORE MEN? - YES.

00:13:36 THE ULTIMATE IDIOT IN THE WORLD IS THE GUY WHO'S STANDING HERE

00:15:25 - SO, FOR ME, CANNED SOUP.

00:17:03 NO, IT'S NOT A BAR JOKE. THEY MAY THINK IT'S A JOKE.

00:18:51 - WE'LL SEE IF I CAN LEARN FROM 'EM.

00:20:32 - LET'S GO TO IT.

00:22:35 YOU CAN MAKE IT WITH BOURBON. AND I SAW YOU WITH THE CAPS--

00:24:21 - MEAT. ALL KINDS OF MEAT.

00:26:10 - I THINK I WAS RIGHT ABOUT YOU. YOU ARE CRAZY.

00:28:22 AND WALK IN THIS BAR AGAIN.

00:29:56 SO THEN WE DO AN ORANGE AND A CHERRY ON THERE.

00:31:42 - WE GOT TO PAINT, OBVIOUSLY.

00:33:39 WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

00:35:34 - OH, WOW. - OH, MY GOD.

00:37:15 I WANT YOU TO BE IN CHARGE OF THE GUYS IN THERE.

00:39:07 AND IF WE CHASE AWAY THE YOUNG AUDIENCE,

00:40:53 IT'S NOT WHERE WE WANNA BE, BUT IT'LL GET THERE.