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00:00:18 Good afternoon. Wide World of Sports is in the Republic of San Marcos

00:02:54 Here we are. Here we are. Sir.

00:06:45 This is Mr Fielding Mellish, our research tester

00:09:15 You need an usher?

00:15:09 ls it possible to discuss that over dinner tomorrow night?

00:17:22 Women's rights do not automatically mean castration.

00:20:53 - The bathroom? - Right there.

00:25:01 - ls it personality or looks? - Well, no.

00:26:52 l'm a person who can only receive if another is giving.

00:29:12 Will you cool it, Martin? Don't get on his back. Let him alone.

00:32:49 l can't stand operetta. Please.

00:37:03 - Chilli con carne. - There's two roast beefs.

00:39:33 Nor do l. He made cuffs in my pants. What kind of tailoring is this?

00:43:02 Don't hold your breath. lf you ever need a squirrel, call me.

00:48:10 - Fernandez wanted on roll. - And one on roll.

00:56:55 For a single room?

01:00:27 against all the terrible hazards that await us.

01:03:07 l am Mr Hernandez, the official interpreter.

01:06:03 You realise what a communist missile base in San Marcos would do to us?

01:08:50 of two mockeries of a sham.

01:10:56 Sorry to disappoint you, but l've known Fielding for years

01:13:40 No. l don't remember.

01:16:17 and a sense of not wanting or being jealous of the thing a person possesses.

01:18:36 No difficulties of any kind?