Bam Margera Presents: Where The #$&% Is Santa?

00:00:28 What's up, kids? It's one week before Christmas.

00:05:18 - With your Santa Claus jibber-jabber. - I was trying to help you out.

00:08:22 - Let's get you in this thing. - What are you...? No.

00:12:07 - All right, Novak. - You're not done yet, bub.

00:15:11 Oh, man.

00:18:40 - Yeah. - Make love to it whenever you want.

00:23:50 Can you bend down a little bit? Like the...

00:27:11 To win this bet, he's gotta be confident, bold and drunk.

00:31:07 Sweet, Mark the Bagger's in West Chester sexing it up.

00:34:33 ...Houdini that makes it happen immediately?

00:37:44 - We got plenty of surprises on the road. - Your surprises suck.

00:43:00 Fuck, yes.

00:46:43 Because that's all I had to carry it in. I sat it right on the middle of the table...

00:49:46 We got the huskies ready. We're gonna start hauling ass.

00:54:24 My name is Mark.

00:57:42 All right, let's do this.

01:01:46 - Are you finishing that one over there? - What one?

01:07:07 - Hut? - Hut?

01:09:58 I don't even feel like taking those dogsleds and shit.

01:13:45 - This is Mark the Bagger, our friend. - What's up?

01:16:28 Over here. I need a new beer.

01:19:18 - All night long? - Yeah.

01:22:55 - I don't know what they were. - You won the sexy robot.

01:28:25 By the way, Santa's not a fucking asshole.