Bam Margera Presents: Where The #$&% Is Santa?

00:00:28 What's up, kids? It's one week before Christmas.

00:05:24 Go to Finland and bring back Santa Claus?

00:08:31 You're messing my Louis Vuittons up.

00:12:24 Come on. Ow! Don't forget my jeans.

00:15:49 All right, well, Seth can help you out with that.

00:19:06 - Okay. You're on. - You're on.

00:24:50 - Oh, yeah. I'm ready. - I mean, this thing is big.

00:27:53 No.

00:32:04 Don't.

00:35:18 That is fucking minging.

00:38:49 He won't wait.

00:44:39 That's not even considered shit. That's a pure eyeball with a bit of shit around it.

00:47:57 - Are we really, though, seriously? ...we're lost.

00:52:58 Did the Bagger get any pussy yet?

00:55:54 - Hurry up, quick, faster. - Oh, my God.

01:00:33 - Okay, hey, Novak. - Your ass is cleaned up.

01:05:45 Oh, mine fell.

01:08:48 What's the secret knock?

01:12:49 - We need a beer for my friend here. - Nice to see you.

01:15:27 - Hello. - Bagger. What are you doing?

01:18:19 Jimmy. Shitbirdz.

01:22:07 That's the best goddamn present I've ever seen.

01:27:55 And then, what's the next gift? A real car?

01:31:44 - I'm shipping you back to Baltimore. - I want out. Come on. Ow, ow, ow!