Ballykissangel — S05E12 — The Wedding
1999 · 50 MIN · IMDB 8.2
Overview
It is the day before Niamh and Sean's Wedding and the men of the village are desperate for him to have a stag night. Sean isn't too excited about the prospect of a night around the bar in Fitzgerald's, so Uncle Minto suggest a Celtic ceremony instead. Sean agrees, and while Minto begins to consecrate the land for the celebration, Liam and Donal are plotting how they can turn this into a more conventional stag night involving alcohol. Meanwhile, the women are going on a pub crawl. When Sean arrives in the woods, and sees the party split, he insists that the men unite. Most of the men try Minto's potion and begin to notice strange things happening. Brendan is cured of a toothache, while Danny keeps seeing Rabbits! Later, Brian learns from Sean of the plans to move away from Ballykissangel. In Cilldargen, the woman, even Kathleen, are getting thoroughly inebriated. Siobhan is run off the road by a rogue driver. Frankie is called to investigate and asks Aidan to assist.
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00:00:01 Right. We've budgeted for 100 people.
00:02:15 About London.
00:03:51 Look here, it's traditional. You're getting married. You're obliged to have a stag.
00:05:32 and I don't want to come the heavy if I don't have to.
00:07:05 Well, it's not one of my favourite subjects.
00:08:26 - Top pastry chef in the whole of B-wing, I was. - Yeah.
00:10:01 - Uncle Minto. - Yes?
00:11:50 It's stuck.
00:13:27 Geronimo.
00:15:22 Isn't that amazing?
00:16:52 No men tonight, Kathleen.
00:18:12 No, Orla! Give him the right to be right.
00:19:44 Oh, this potion was exceedingly popular in pagan Ireland.
00:22:08 Took it with me as a reminder.
00:24:21 ALL: Seandoe.
00:26:29 After the wedding.
00:28:37 - Everything okay, Mick? - Fine. What's next?
00:30:22 - I'll put an end to his field trips. - I've got to get to this wedding.
00:32:52 Well, you're not going to stand him up at the altar, are you?
00:34:51 - But if you want a lift... - Gard Sullivan, please?
00:38:11 Put it in the post office. Come here.
00:40:23 in the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit.
00:42:48 Because without it, this life is pointless.
00:45:43 NIAMH: Bye! Thanks for everything.
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Ballykissangel, season 5, episode 12: The Wedding.
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