Balls Out: Gary the Tennis Coach

00:00:26 Beer and beef jerky.

00:03:11 Why won't Lady Tennis leave me alone?

00:06:49 you wouldn't happen to be free to bang a few with him around 3:15, would you?

00:10:52 The school has been looking really clean lately.

00:14:00 I'm pregnant, and I need money for an abortion.

00:17:03 Down! Down! Get off!

00:20:41 Maybe the best.

00:24:32 And you better believe this meal's gonna feel twice as good coming out

00:28:00 It's gonna be a tough season, men.

00:31:25 Why did you buy condoms?

00:34:46 and let life's juices flow.

00:38:13 Okay.

00:41:29 Players, the match begins now.

00:45:12 - But I don't know any moves. - Moves?

00:49:37 Hey, I've got some weekend hallway buffing to do.

00:54:20 Is it nice and tight, or all loose and floppy?

00:57:35 I don't hate you, Gary. I like you, that's why I was upset.

01:01:18 Oh, my hammy.

01:05:56 Hey, Gary, I thought you said it was going to be just us three here tonight.

01:10:42 would you invent him?

01:14:49 Worry about how deep you're gonna dig.

01:18:43 Nobody's shitting on anybody's courts!

01:22:36 Come on, Mike.

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