Bald
2008 · 80 MIN · IMDB 2.6 · 345 VOTES · DIR. Blake Leibel
Overview
BALD is the tale of Andrew Wood, a second year university student whose grades are receding faster than his hairline. He hits rock bottom when he finds out that hes been kicked out of school. In an effort to increase his own self esteem and erase his insecurity about losing his hair, Andrew and his best friend Max start an online internet business with all of the girls at college.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,558 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:47 - Oh my God, I think he's going bald.
00:04:43 See, every man just needs one great idea, one.
00:09:19 and I'll be handing them out at the end of class.
00:11:44 by using dead hair from your anus.
00:14:19 for rubbing up against the other wrestlers.
00:16:45 figured she wasn't your type.
00:19:18 People are laughing at me everywhere I go
00:21:51 and make sure not to promise her anything, over.
00:25:08 # I'll start doing the Jamaican jerk #
00:28:18 - What can I do to help, Max?
00:31:22 'cause tomorrow's gonna be a long day
00:37:40 that Max had to go and screw it all up.
00:43:51 Is this so?
00:46:58 - Okay, I'll get 'em for you.
00:49:34 - Cat box.
00:51:46 You're not mad at me?
00:54:21 I just want to say I love you, Max.
00:57:21 No!
01:00:53 I'm so fuckin' thirsty.
01:04:39 giving out deep throat sessions
01:07:44 - Looks like the wolf got into the chicken coop.
01:13:17 # Leave well enough alone #
01:16:31 - # Ooh ooh #
10:00:00 that offer live stripping
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,558
Dialogue density19.5 lines / min
First line00:00:47
Final line10:00:00
Production Record
DirectorBlake Leibel
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes345